A markus is a small midget who has sexual encounters with patty and is a teletubby/ pillsbury dough boy.
wow you look like a markus
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No he’s exclusively into black men, he’s only got white women in his emoji keyboard.
No he’s exclusively into black men, he’s only got white women in his emoji keyboard.
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Get the markp mug.A man with a bus sized dick. He might not look the best but you won't want to be looking at his face.
Guy 1: Hey what's wrong with her?
Guy 2: I don't know.
Guy 3: Her boyfriend is a Markum.
Guy 1: Ooohh.
Guy 2: Yep that makes since on why she looks crippled.
Guy 3: I wish I was a Markum
Guy 2: I don't know.
Guy 3: Her boyfriend is a Markum.
Guy 1: Ooohh.
Guy 2: Yep that makes since on why she looks crippled.
Guy 3: I wish I was a Markum
by MrMarkum March 2, 2016
Get the markum mug.A man who was amazing and this is a new one so it's absolutely correct or the fuckin rest of them are from like 2013 anyway I'm swag currently watching Markiplier right now so fuck you
Swagest person: Dude I'm watching Markiplier right now! Dude guy: who the fuck is Markiplier? Swagest person: you don't fucking know him you're an absolute dipshit
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Get the Markiplier mug.Someone who is obsessed with markiplier (a famous youtuber) They think they know every single detail about him and when someone else doesn't know a little detail they call them fake fans and think they are superior to them.
Markiplier is a youtuber who has as of 09/12/16 around 14 million subscribers and is pretty famous. I talk to a few people who are obsessed with him and I think this should be a definition.
Fake Markiplier fans:
Girl 1: " Where's the blacksmith"
Girl 2: *stares at her*
Girl 1: " You don't know what that means?!?!? Your not a real markiplier fan if you don't know what that means, one day you'll know ALL the references like ME"
Girl 2: "......okay.."
*she's too obsessed with Mark*
Fake Markiplier fans:
Girl 1: " Where's the blacksmith"
Girl 2: *stares at her*
Girl 1: " You don't know what that means?!?!? Your not a real markiplier fan if you don't know what that means, one day you'll know ALL the references like ME"
Girl 2: "......okay.."
*she's too obsessed with Mark*
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Get the Fake Markiplier Fans mug.Another method of referring to someone as a "mark", which is an offensive term used and originating in urban American.
"Yo, yous a lil markus."
"Look at that markus, brown nosin' them hos."
"Markus Aurellias mothu-fucka."
"He he, yous a markus."
"Look at that markus, brown nosin' them hos."
"Markus Aurellias mothu-fucka."
"He he, yous a markus."
by BootyLickinMark June 11, 2006
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