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Mandingo Effect

When you're fucked by so many black guys that you wake up believing or wanting to be from a different timeline or dimensions.
Larry: Hey did you know it's called the Berenstain bears not Berenstein? It's the Mandela effect!.
Josh: Hey Dave! Did you hear what Larry said?
Dave: Larry? Nah he's crazy , keeps talking about the Mandela effect more like Mandingo effect.
by SammyB320 February 10, 2018
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Manditory Sex Parties

A Mandatory Sex Party is a party where once you walk in the door, you are obligated to have sex. These parties often disguise themselves as costume parties, birthday parties, or baby showers. But THEN as soon as they entice people in the door, they are all "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"

Then the raping would commence.
"Last night, I went to my friends halloween party, only to discover that it was ACTUALLY one of his crazy Manditory Sex Parties. I had to get 7 stiches in my asshole and 9 in my mouth.
by CumBucket69HellWhore July 11, 2010
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Mandingo

A black male with the powers to attract the opposite sex.Has no bounderies
That gals a jezzey its time 4 mandingo
by Micheal November 18, 2003
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MANdible

Dude, Reese Witherspoon is kinda cute I guess, but I can't get past that MANdible.
by Pahn August 9, 2009
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Mandicapped

Adjective describing someone (male) who cannot perform a simple action that to others (females) would not be considered difficult.
Why don't you ask Mike to cover the leftovers with cellophane so they don't spoil?
Because he's completely mandicapped in the kitchen
by the epster July 8, 2010
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Mandilicious

when something is just plain awesome.
Being in the first car of Rockin' Rollar Coaster is Mandilicious.
by SayKay97 January 1, 2012
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Hailee Manipole

One of the weirdest people you will ever meet. Likes to party and dance. An amazing friend and amazing in bed. Usually has a fascination with chickens.
Dude, I met this girl who acts just like a Hailee Manipole!
by lmilli12 April 5, 2011
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