draco malfoy

straight pimp. nothing else to be said

When the kick-ass old school Gryffindors James Sirius and Remus left, and were replaced by little pussies like Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger the bookworm bitch, Draco decided to shit on them accordingly.

by Justin December 2, 2004

Malisoda

The most awesome alcoholic beverage first thought up by Izzy and Jess (Guildford) consisting of 2 part barr cream soda to 1 part Malibu.

Izzy: What's the coolest drink ever?
Jess: Malisoda, duh.

Izzy: Bring it to bev time.

by malisodainventor September 21, 2012

Magson

A piece of poo remaining on the tip of your penis after withdrawal from anal sex

What’s that on your dick Tyson?! Oops looks like I’ve got a little Magson on there!

by The Urban Dictionary Truth February 2, 2018

Darth Malkor

He's a robot from TR who spends his whole life on a PC. Some say he is a robot. Others say he is a Sith Lord. If he ever happens to read this, I'll probably end up DDoS'd or banned. Or worse.

"My stalker level has increased by one"

YOU DON'T WANT TO BE A DARTH MALKOR

by TheRealDefin0r December 7, 2011

Morro Malfoy

Half Russian/Half Romanian

Real name:Alexe Cristina
She's beautiful ❤

Morro Malfoy Țepeș se trage din vampiri

by Te iubesc June 12, 2022

The Raging Malfoy

This is named after a sexual exploit where, while going down on a woman, a guy starts frantically ripping out her pubic hair with his teeth. Why? HE HATES HARRY! HE HATES HARRY!

"I HATE HARRY, I HATE HARRY!" - The Raging Malfoy

by KrazyKo March 20, 2011

Draco Malfoy

Hitler's Hogwarts ally.

Blonde hair, blue eyes, a band of cronies, and an authorative attitude towards everybody? Nazi. Naturally.

by kwashia February 3, 2005