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Malcolm-Jamal

An amazing, God fearing wonderful dude. He's one of a kind and his loyalty is unmatched. He is funny, extremely handsome and the life of a party. If you are friends with a Malcolm-Jamal consider yourself lucky he is hard to come by and his uniqueness lights up the world. He will help in any way he can. He tends to always be sociable and has a rocking bod! He's usually the smartest in the room and very humble too. Malcolm-Jamal's are the best!!
You are with Malcolm-Jamal! Woah consider yourself lucky!!
by Cugar November 22, 2021
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malcolm in the mutuals

1:when you and a person share similar interests (online) and so you decide to become mutuals online
2: when you and a person share similar interests and so you decide to become mutuals online, but those interests include malcolm in the middle
Her and shawtyarena447 are malcolm in the mutuals ,they always are pming and reblogging eachothers posts and inside jokes on tumblr
by Columbinercutiezoe August 24, 2022
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Malcolm Anderson

The goofiest goober known to man. His goober levels are held together by his sheer attitude and vibe as well as his severe lack of self awareness. Allowing his gooberocity to exceed the threshold of someone being a goober intentionally.

For example see "My backpack got pissed on"
Person A: Did you see the story Malcolm Anderson posted yesterday?

Person B: Oh my God I did. It was so fuckin goofy.
by Funny sandwich man August 29, 2022
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Malcolm In The Middle

Malcolm in the middle? More like, mushy in the middle. Lose some weight Heisenberg! Haha. Had a good chuckle over that one... I'm coming after you.
by The Komng December 2, 2022
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Malcolm X Tea

A mixture of an obscene amount of nutmeg in water or another beverage, used by Malcolm X to get high while in prison. Effects include hallucinations, paranoia, intense nausea, and a sense of impending doom. May last several hours to days.
Woodhouse: "ANTS! All over my body!"
Ray Gillette: *slap* "So shut up and help me find the nutmeg and I'll make you some Malcolm X tea!"

(From the 2009 TV series, "Archer")
by abelgotha April 26, 2024
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Bob Malcolm

A phrase to describe a situation where a male has been with a female but did not achieve sexual intercourse.
Neil - "So Grant, bang that slag last nite?"
Grant - "Nah, i got Bob Malcolmed!"
by Zante06 December 18, 2007
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Cole Malcolm finesher

A way of attacking someone in an almost futile attempt but still trying your hardest. Usually doing some dumb shit like crossing your arms to punch.
Oh shit bro, I heard your cousin got hit with the Cole Malcolm finesher
by Big uncle jimbo 69 June 3, 2018
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