one who perpetually attracts assholes or, in a more positive light, one who is able to easily get laid.
1. Dude, all your friends are idiots...you're such an ass magnet.
2. Dude, I saw those chicks hitting on you last night...you're such an ass magnet!
2. Dude, I saw those chicks hitting on you last night...you're such an ass magnet!
by SAN2LAX March 8, 2005
Get the ass magnetmug. A magnet for cum.
Wether or not a scientific device actually exists which can attract semenal fluids to itself, a cum magnet can simply be a slut or a prostitute.
Wether or not a scientific device actually exists which can attract semenal fluids to itself, a cum magnet can simply be a slut or a prostitute.
1. "Wow...that hoe is a cum magnet."
2. Shortly after designing the worlds most powerful cum magnet, the scientists behind this marvel quite suddenly had all of their semen torn from their bodies.
2. Shortly after designing the worlds most powerful cum magnet, the scientists behind this marvel quite suddenly had all of their semen torn from their bodies.
by Argonak October 16, 2008
Get the cum magnetmug. its the wee early morning hours between 2 and 6am when the moon pulls from the earth causing your penis to erect itself in a manner like the tide in the ocean pulling it up and up and up and away
by tonedeath August 5, 2005
Get the cock magnetmug. When you have an injury on your body and everything seems to be drawn to it like a magnet to make it hurt more.
by MermaidGlenda September 15, 2009
Get the Injury magnetmug. Someone who is constantly involved in & surrounded by drama. Everywhere they go, drama is sure to follow.
by Bitch Puh-lease March 14, 2011
Get the Drama Magnetmug. noun; A person who has sex with many people that may seem like a whore, but really all of the whores gravitate to that person because of something they may have. (charm, looks, possessions, etc...)
Matt: "If I can recall correctly, Patrick is such a man whore."
Marshall: "No! You've got it all wrong. He can't control the fact that all the girls that he comes in contact with try to take advantage of him some way or another. He's a Whore Magnet!"
Matt: "Oh man... I wish I was a Whore Magnet!"
Marshall: "Me too... but we can't all be as lucky as him"
Marshall: "No! You've got it all wrong. He can't control the fact that all the girls that he comes in contact with try to take advantage of him some way or another. He's a Whore Magnet!"
Matt: "Oh man... I wish I was a Whore Magnet!"
Marshall: "Me too... but we can't all be as lucky as him"
by ching chong bing bong October 16, 2010
Get the Whore Magnetmug. by glacier.04 November 19, 2017
Get the girl magnetmug.