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MaroonAsh

Man who can no life any game on roblox and find any bug by accident that breaks said game. Incredible to play with and always a content farm
MaroonAsh made me so much godamn progress on this roblox game and when we were in a call he made me laugh like my life was on the line...
by ChaoticCj December 28, 2021
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Marooned

When you go to take a shit, and have no consideration that there may or may not be toilet paper available. Bad news, there is none to be found. You think to yourself: do I walk like a crab with my pants around my ankles to find more? Do I flag down a wandering ship to help me out? That towel looks tempting, how desperate am I?
You finish your morning coffee, when suddenly, your sphincter is relaxed and you rush to the toilet without a second thought. The silence is broken, you have come to the realization that you've marooned yourself on shit Island. The toilet has enslaved you, made you a paralytic pooper.
by Nibblet of the unknown March 24, 2022
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macron

Noun
An act of public handshake that seemingly never ends. It occurs most commonly when two people in positions of authority both attempt to assert their dominance over the other through the handshaking action.

Historical references: the handshake between French President Macron and US President Biden. Also, the handshake between French President Macron and former US President Trump.

Verb

To grasp someone’s right hand in your right hand, hold it tight, and to manhandle or to do as you like with it, in an expression of dominance. Usually accompanied by an additional series of touches performed by the left hand - with the left hand joining the adjoined hands, and/or touching the arm or shoulder of the person opposite. It is possibly a mating ritual employed as a diplomatic way to assess to sensual finesse, strength and stamina of a potential mate; more research is needed.

Alternative definitions
Someone who gets off on shaking hands.
A special type of hard on one gets from the act of shaking hands.
-Did you see that macron between them?
-How could I miss it? They were shaking hands for two hours.

They were macroning so long I wasn’t sure if they were gonna fight or …get a room.
by anonymous December 21, 2022
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Maccoon

this person definitely likes raccoons or mac and cheese
and a furry 100% a furry
oh! look its maccoon
oh yup thats them
by definitely_not_maccoon September 19, 2022
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marcoona

That guy is a real Marcoona!
by gfdshgha March 30, 2023
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MaroonPie

MaroonPie often referred to as "Maroon" is a name that is made out of a text generator. Scientists don't know why they thought the name sounded good. In fact, studies show that they very often question the existence of their name.
"Why am I named MaroonPie?"
"In what world does the user MaroonPie make any sense?"
by VeraBuum June 5, 2023
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maroon football

When an aggie tried brown town for the first time!
Can you believe that girl let me maroon football her!
by Be@rfucker August 14, 2023
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