time machined

The act of, when heavily drinking (usually hard alcohol) and having a good time at night to, without warning, suddenly be in your bed the next morning, wondering how it was that you got there so fast, as though you had stepped through a time machine. Most likely to be accompanied by a drunk hookup in your bed the following morning.

It's too bad that I time machined last night, because there was a cute looking girl in my bed when I stepped out.

by GoYouPackers July 30, 2010

Kooch Machine

A machine that is shaped like a vagina/pussy that you can insert your penis in.

Male 1: Hey bro did you get the kooch machine?
Male 2: Yea bruh got me real hard

by Grundle Gargle June 7, 2016

Suck Machine

A girl who gives bomb head on the reg

Yo that bitch Audrey's a real Suck Machine.

by alexcox October 2, 2016

Rinsing Machine

A machine used for rinsing bottles during the manufacturing process of soft drinks, not to be confused with a filling machine.

"Dude I still can't tell the difference from the rinsing machine and filling machine."
"Its so obvious, simply disappointing that you can't tell the difference."

by Conjure04 November 23, 2020

Song Machine

Song Machine is the 6th phase of Gorillaz, which as of writing has 13 songs. This album has much more vocals from other artists, such as Elton John and Unknown Mortal.

Person 1: “did you hear about Gorillaz new album, Song Machine?”
Person 2: “ I didn’t.”

by Neb00la December 14, 2020

Mean Bean Machine

Dr. Ivo Robotnik's self-named sex move that led directly to his divorce.

"I've been dating this nice scientist for months. Tonight he says he's going to show me his Mean Bean Machine."
"Girl, get out."

by Ushimimi September 14, 2016

cum ball machine

Like a gum ball machine except with cum. Can be found in many gay community restaurants, bars, and establishments.

Tony went to the cum ball machine to get a gum flavored cum ball.

by PhillipD33zNutZ October 20, 2018