Lysenkoism

Hahahahaha ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? Why am I just now hearing about this when I watch the world's most famous clinician ever day and he talks about communism all the time!? Ha! Hilarious! Ok. You want me to tell you what it is? Or do you want to just Google it yourself? I just learn about it now. You know what? I'll tell you. Ok, it's the theory of the Soviet scientist Trofim Lysenko. He was a credible scientist at the time and won the highest scientific award in the Soviet union at the time. He believed a bunch of retarded shit but the reason I bring it up is his beliefs about agriculture. His proposition was that "You have to plan the seeds close together so that they would have to compete for nutrients" and that is was a good idea to subject wheat to "high humidity and low temperature" and that "the properties of plants were heritable (meaning the characteristics are passed down from parent to offspring)" I'm guessing that the theory behind it was that subjecting the plants to competition for nutrients and low temperatures would cause the next generation of plants to become more resistant to the harsh conditions and increase their yield. The Maoists ALSO adopted Lysenkoism. Sounds kind of familiar though, doesn't it?

Hym "Hold on! Wait wait wait! So it wasn't the fucking communism that killed everyone in the twentieth century! It's was Lysenkoism! They were planting the fucking seeds wrong! You're over here blaming communism and it's the government listening to the (at the time) credible, award winning scientist who ended up being (completely) full of shit. And the Maoists did the same thing! They adopted he bullshit theory. The government (and the scientist) colluded with the media to silence dissidents (some of which probably tried to tell everyone that the scientist was full of shit. 'BuT yOu'Re NoT a ScIeNtIsT!')"

Iam "Well... You could say that if the communist dictatorship hadn't taken control of the means of production the farmers would have continued planting the seeds properly...."

Hym "Yes, but you could ALSO say that if they would have just planted the food properly the communism would have only killed the people that they needed to kill to wrestle control away from the people who previously ran the country. In the same way that America only killed the people they needed to kill to wrestle control away from the people previously in charge of Germany..."

Iam "Wait, hold on, we're running out of characters."

Hym"Fine, I'll do a part 2."

by Hym Iam September 7, 2022

lesleed

To be persuaded or influenced to the conservative point of view. To be be made aware of the correctness of the republican position.

Mark had no problem with pot smoking until he was lesleed to death.

by Mrs Butterworth August 14, 2006

Lyle

A Lyle is a total asshole that pretends to be rich even though they are not. It can be used almost as if it were the word jabroni.

Girl 1: see that guy in that rental Prius over there?
Girl 2 (impressed): maybe he’s just undercompensating.
Girl 1: Seems like a total Lyle to me.
Girl 2: your probably right...

by Nauset trash talk May 28, 2018

lyster

A noob

I suck at this. Im a lyster

by Lolimnoob October 1, 2020

leslee

A very lazy girl that like to play on her phone and go next door the neighbors house and play but don't her school work and makes f and does not like to clean up around the house..... And she is a cry baby..

Ohh who is that over there on her phone being lazy ohh that's just leslee

by anonymous October 9, 2020

Lytle

Main Entry: 1ly·tle

Pronunciation: \ˈLy-tle, ˈLietol-\
Function: adjective

Etymology: Middle French lytle, from Latin lytleus, from lytlēre to be dumb, astonishing low level of intelligents — more at type

1 a : slow of mind : obtuse b : given to unintelligent decisions or acts : acting in an unintelligent or careless manner c : lacking intelligence or reason : brutish
2 : dulled in feeling or sensation : torpid <still stupid from the sedative>
3 : marked by or resulting from unreasoned thinking or acting : senseless <a stupid decision>
4 a : lacking interest or point <a stupid event> b : vexatious, exasperating <the stupid car won't start>

— Ly·tlely adverb

— Ly·tle·ness noun

man lacking in power to judge character of females. stupid implies a slow-witted or dazed state of mind that may be either congenital or temporary in financial affairs <stupid lytle just keeping the cunts rich> <stupid with money>. dull suggests a slow or sluggish mind such as results from no game, depression, or lack of confidence.> dense implies a thickheaded imperviousness to ideas from friends that care but suseptable to manipulation from cuntilias in the rodent family <too BOOT to take a hint>. crass suggests a grossness of mind precluding discrimination or delicacy <a crass, materialistic people or gold diggin' cunts>. dumb applies to an exasperating obtuseness or lack of comprehension of women's manipulations <too dumb to figure out what the fuck is going on!>

by A team watch officer 1 July 23, 2010

Lesleyan

A clan of spunky, intelligent, super fun and fabulous soul sisters

Wow...I envy those Lesleyan soul sisters...their smart, fun and bootylicious. I want to be a Lesleyan too.

by european soul sista February 28, 2011