launch the octopus

This is when a child, surrounded by sea-faring men, is thrown into a pool.

The child is then rapidly chased around the vicinity, and then violently violated.

Mustard must be involved at some point.

The winner is then crowned.

All rejoice.

***Also, there are many key stipulations to the execution of a formal 'launch the octopus.' They are as follows: the child must not be an actual child but an inanimate stuffed animal so that this is not a morally-reprehensible activity; 'sea-faring men' included but are not limited to men, women, folks of all genders working in piracy, fishing, surfing, sailing, or internet architecture only; the crown must be a Burger King crown; the water in the pool must be mostly Kool-aid; everyone has a fun time; it is a wild ritual of lust, dust, gust, mustard, and whimsy; no muppets may be involved.

Yo, did you see those seabros 'launch the octopus' yesterday before the Penguins vs. Blumpkins game?!?! Ahhhhhhhhh! It was supa dupa cray, bae!

by googoodoodoo May 23, 2019

launchy

When a person is feeling eager to get inebriated and have a big night partying with friends

lads I can't wait for the weekend i'm feeling pretty launchy right now

by PillverbackGorilla May 21, 2020

launchist

A person who never comes through when you're doing something together.

Mihlali is such a launchist she went to school but we said we all wouldn't.

by @April October 13, 2020

wrench-launcher

a device used to fire wrenchs, hammers, screwdrivers and suchlike at foolish bufoons

i hit three of them bufoons with my new wrench-launcher today. i mostly used hammers and screwdrivers.

by tesco value cornflake January 19, 2010

nugget launcher

When placing nuggets in a missile silo and firing them at MC Donald's restaurants.

too many mc donald's, load the nugget launcher!

by Dargnot March 22, 2013

Lizard Launch

the act of jizzing so much and fast, that the other person is launched off of the male rod.

Please don't lizard launch me

I did you hear that blank got lizard launched last night.

by Lizard Len March 2, 2014

Detergent Launcher

A rpg style weapon that poisons people’s mind with dank memes and dirty jokes.

Nathan used the detergent launcher on me so it is to late

by Fireguy47 June 24, 2018