by Maliit tt lalake yan April 10, 2022
A slang expression based on the length of time of financing for the average car loan, generally 60 to 84 months (5 to 7 years), used to denote a specific period of time generally associated with a lengthy jail or prison sentence.
I heard Carla went to court last week and got off with a light sentence of probation. With all the stuff she's into and all the trouble she's caused, if I were the judge, I would have car loaned her ass!
by Who 'Dis? Who 'Dat? September 04, 2022
A mortgage application where the broker falsifies employment and income information so their client can qualify for a mortgage. Often done by shady brokers in the Toronto suburb of Brampton.
by violentdelights May 21, 2023
Any loan where the payment of the principal or interest (or both) is with sexual favors rather than the usual cash and/or non-sexual favors (e.g., paint my garage door)
"I'm pretty sure that Becky's been paying her bills with leg loans from Shawn Carter because she hasn't had a job in almost a year."
"I asked George RR Martin and he tweeted back that leg loans are NOT a financial product that the Iron Bank would ever make available."
"I asked George RR Martin and he tweeted back that leg loans are NOT a financial product that the Iron Bank would ever make available."
by Mother of Tacos June 27, 2017
Refers to a situation in yer financial life where --- either self-imposed or by agreement with your lender --- you refrain from haircuts and/or shaving until you've settled a debt.
Defurred loan-payment plans will often specify both beards and scalp-hair, so dat said agreements can be gender-neutral --- as we all know, dudes and gals tend to have largely-opposite situations when it comes to cranial-foliage. In other words, ladies don't usually grow significant beards, of course, but their head-hair does tend to keep growing fairly rapidly, even as they become older. Aging guys, on da other hand, tend to go bald "up top" but grow humongous whiskers, so a lender's contract specifying "no razors or scissors" pretty much "covers everything" for both genders, if you'll pardon da pun. :P
by QuacksO March 02, 2021
A amount of money borrowed from your mother without the intention of returning. Making no debt, free money.
Loans may be taken out without other parenting figure.
Loans may be taken out without other parenting figure.
by TakenNameAlready October 11, 2010