A sick DSG notchback mustang powered by Gawd and a turbo used to roll up liter bikes.
by Chuurch August 17, 2009
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What happens to you after smoking some killer Dro (mostly Indica strain) or large quantities of Reggie which lead you to being like a stone, and what do stones do? Nothing, they stay in one place motionless. When this occurs to you after smoking Marijuana you are stoned my friends! Stay high
Motionless Stoned
by OGKilluh13 September 9, 2013
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A mind state in which you believe to be a inventor, philosopher, genius, or possibly all. Caused when you have smoked to much weed.

A sure sign of being stoned is when you come up with ideas like an automatic basketball or you decide you can fly and Jesus was a robot.
Person 1: You know i was thinking that maybe if i inhaled enough helium i could fly. I also thought that if Jesus were a robot it would explain why he was so smart and could do all that kick ass shit.
Person 2:....
Person 1: I blew your mind didn't I
Person 3: Dude your talking to a pumpkin
Pumpkin: You are way to stoned
by Jitts November 14, 2009
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A state of mind which occurs after smoking enough marijuana to the point where the user stares blankly into whatever catches his/her attention
"I'm was so stoned I didn't notice the movie was in French."
by j-dog April 22, 2003
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when you go on urban dictionary at 2:09 in the morning after smoking like 10 bowls of really good weed and eating 3 bags of doritos.
Dude, Im really stoned and i just ate 3 bags of doritos
by highbastard1 October 5, 2008
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The act of smoking weed when you are lonely to achieve a high that will make the loneliness not so bad.
Paul's family and girlfriend were out of town and he was home all alone, he couldn't think of anything better to do so he smoked some herb weed and became very stonely. Everything was then OK.
by creativenate88 July 14, 2011
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