leech

a person who constantly clings and feeds off other peoples popularity. A leech will often follow unknown popular people around, for extended periods of time without participating in the conversation.

Amanda was following Hayley around and not talking. Matt realized she was a leech and gave her an arabian snorkle in the mens room.

by james matt and devin, but not jake August 13, 2005

leechies

When you have an itchy vagina the day after you shaved it

"damn caitlin i have the leechies so bad right now"
"would you like me to scratch it?"

by bebehoolah December 18, 2006

leech

1) A 3-4" long bloodsucking parasite that hangs from the skin of an unknowing victim.

2) One who constantly hangs around a member of the opposite sex purely for their own gain of love lust and life.

Emily didn't really love Carlos, she just acted a leech to feel better about herself.

by Carlos Sanchez January 4, 2004

leechologist

Someone who studies leeches. Someone who knows all about leeches.

See also: leachologist

So, you're a leechologist now?

by Some Leachologist March 29, 2010

Leechob

Leechob needs to stop being a leech and get some friends

omfg leechobs at it again...

by saggybobs69 May 28, 2018

leechob

a person who is a leech and follows you around everywhere

oh, my god, this leechob guy is following me around everywhere

by leechproof May 28, 2018

Leech

To benefit off of others without giving anything back in repayment

I don't have wifi in my house but it's ok, I leech off of the neighbors.

Man. Jessica is such a leech. She only comes over to use my wifi and eat my snacks.

by Prodigy20 April 7, 2016