lawson middle school

possibly one of the nerdiest schools in california next to kennedy middle school. azn chingstahs and indian apus roam free with their 16 gb ipods and nintendo ds. straght A's or their parents will KILL them. terrible food but good teachers

Bob: what school do u go to?
Chen: i go to da lawson middle school
Bob: mind doing my homework for me?

by ownersimpson January 21, 2010

Joey Larsen

A fat selfish faggot that loves penis and loves to 69 dicks with his boyfriend Jacob Brooks.

Joey Larsen your such a gay ass faggot

by Space Warped January 6, 2008

Larsened

When something will inevitably go wrong to or for you. To fail.

Ben dropped his phone in the toilet, thus he got Larsened.

I larsened myself for sleeping with that fat girl.

by kalel44 November 13, 2011

Lanson

A sexy man with long male genitalia he is very sexy and compassionate and has probably saved a baby before

everyone loves Lanson every girl loves him so much and wants to twerk everywhere in front of him because of his sexiness most Lansons are very strong lacrosse players .

That guy over there is such a Lanson.

by Long woodie February 10, 2018

pulled a Larsen

This occurs when one is so drunk that they deside to shit on their own dormroom floor, regardless of the fact that multiple people are sleeping on said floor. This person must also be mentally unstable and able to snap at a moments notice without warning.

"Dude did you hear about Meesh last weekend?"
"No man, what happened?"
"That bitch so pulled a Larsen!"
"..Nasty"

by It doesnt really matter September 22, 2008

The Lawson

The act of licking another persons asshole

Person 1 Get that shit eatin grin off your face cory!
Person 2 Man I cant i just lawsoned this girl
Person 1 Dude i have got to try The Lawson

by holyjesusomg June 22, 2010

Larsson lick job

The art of smearing peanut butter onto your balls, then sitting on the sofa with your pants around your ankles, whilst your girlfriend licks it off...and by girlfriend i mean bulldog.

'He laid back and stared at the ceiling while the bulldog lapped hungrily at the peanut butter covering his sweaty sack and exclaimed "oooh Buster, this is the best Larsson lick job i have ever had"

by 1982jefe April 23, 2009