Landon

He’s the fuckiest fuck boy, I’ve ever seen, and doesn’t know how to treat a girl.

Wow look at landon he’s so hot
If only u seen his 4 inch

by Judgejudy December 2, 2018

Landon Spit

Really stringy spit that you can't spit out no matter how hard you try.

Dude, I can't get this Landon Spit to come off my lips!!!

by Brt241 October 9, 2011

landon

landon has bad ADHD, he talks really really fast and stands rlly close to your face when you talk to him. Landon has pretty good advice and is really funny. he has a big house and a loft. landon is one interesting person

omg landon is so cute wtf

by Landonmoutray June 11, 2019

Landon Buerge

One sexy mother fucker

Have you seen Landon Buerge, if you do you will cum!

by Bandon Luerge October 21, 2019

Landon

Landon is a smart, short, caring, and athletics red head who is full of energy and most of the time never knows what is going on. He is fun and loves to run. He will light up your day with just a smile. He thinks his population, but people hate to be rude. Landon's are crazy but the best thing ever to have in your life!

Landon lights my day with just a smile!

by RunnnerSwimmmer<3 January 27, 2023

Probere Lamonte

A poser irish man to hide his true identity as a frenchmen. Played a big part in the French Revolution and was frozen and recloned so he could come back and unleash his Reign of terror on modern day people. Ever since stepping foot on this earth he has been telling historical jokes. Such as "Do you guys fight over Northern Ireland?" He is a hardcore ranger fan and kills anyone you disagrees that the rangers are not better than Sean's (see definition of muirenheimer) favorite team, the Islanders.

Scott:What time is it when you go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

Dennis: That is such a Probere Lamonte joke

by its dennis August 7, 2006

Landon

A super handsome man and will always make you laugh. He is a definite lover boy and every time u see him u can’t help but stare, and did I mention he has a great sense of style. Landon’s also a amazing boyfriend ❤️. He goes good with girls names starting with K, K, and K!

Person 1: Landon has such cool shoes!

Person 2: Don’t you think Landon and Kylie would make a perfect couple?

by AriesAlien♈️👽🖤😷 November 15, 2019