fried, died and laid to the side 

Someone who is unattractive in a unnecessary manner.

I went to meet a dude named Cardel and he was fried, died and laid to the side.

fried, died and laid to the side by Summer smiths August 16, 2016

koo-laid 

the way certain bread basket locals say the word kool-aid...note the hyphen between the o and l rather than the l and a.

Bryan says i love grape koo-laid and trish say yeah well i love my orange kool-aid.

koo-laid by Trish the Dish March 9, 2004

Creme bru-laid 

When a woman hasn't had sex for a while and her vagina has practically closed on itself and you have to crack it open with a spoon.

"She hadn't been shafted in so long I ended up getting Creme bru-laid last night"

Creme bru-laid by StepfordKnife April 12, 2014

Got laid 

When an actor l receives some money from their parents.

Dolly got laid on christmas. Her father was very generous.

Got laid by breakboy72 March 1, 2019

reverse mullet laid back 

The reverse mullet laid back is business in the back and party in the front with the party being slicked or greased backwards in a laying fashion. An excellent reverse mullet laid back would have the front party portion of the mullet extending well beyond the rear business portion and covering it completely reaching past the shoulder line. Unlike the standard reverse mullet, this is not worn by emos or scenesters but by distinguished rednecks and amateur musicians.

Dude, your hair looks just like that song by Stinky Shevinky, the reverse mullet laid back!

reverse mullet laid back by Jager447 November 30, 2011

virtually laid 

Something oscar likes to talk about

Hey beby want to get virtually laid

virtually laid by Extremmelelelelel December 31, 2013

loo laid 

When British people have sex in a bathroom.

American: 'I just fucked in the bathroom.'

British: 'Oi, I just got loo laid.'

loo laid by Buttzzz September 19, 2014