StepfordKnife's definitions

Speed Camera'd

When a guy shoots his load in a girl's face and takes a picture and then steals all her money.

"That bastard speed camera'd me last night and now I can't afford to get coffee for a week!"

by StepfordKnife April 12, 2014

Creme bru-laid

When a woman hasn't had sex for a while and her vagina has practically closed on itself and you have to crack it open with a spoon.

"She hadn't been shafted in so long I ended up getting Creme bru-laid last night"

by StepfordKnife April 12, 2014