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Creme bru-laid

When a woman hasn't had sex for a while and her vagina has practically closed on itself and you have to crack it open with a spoon.
"She hadn't been shafted in so long I ended up getting Creme bru-laid last night"
by StepfordKnife April 12, 2014
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Speed Camera'd

When a guy shoots his load in a girl's face and takes a picture and then steals all her money.
"That bastard speed camera'd me last night and now I can't afford to get coffee for a week!"
by StepfordKnife April 12, 2014
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