Kindersexual

An alternate name for a pedophile. Pedophiles have a bad reputation and are shunned by most of society but sexualities are accepted even the most stupid ones.

Dude: Have you heard that about this kindersexual persuasion?

Also a Dude: WTF, does he like keister Kinder Fingers or something?

Dude: Nah my guy, this is just the way pedos infiltrate the LGBTQIA+ sphere.

by Johnny Banboni July 7, 2021

my little pony kinder egg

A my little pony figure that has been ejaculated on to the point there is a solid mass of semen surrounding it, that can then, like a kinder egg, be broken open to reveal a toy inside.

Fuckleberry: Can I have this white chocolate kinder egg?
Hinn: No that's not a kinder egg, it's a my little pony kinder egg
Fuckleberry: What's that?
Hinn: Think of it as the party city brick but with a my little pony figure in it instead

by sackTN July 30, 2022

Kinder Egg

An annoying and overrated toy that's been going strong for 44 years. They're banned in America because some Americans view them as dangerous (some kids have been known to eat the whole thing without knowing that there's a toy inside and had to be rushed to the hospital).

It also doesn't help that the toy is associated with an old creepy Humpty Dumpty commercial that's bound to give little kids night sweats.

Kinder Eggs are overrated. Thank god I grew up with the Wonder Ball instead.

by Nordicdragon July 3, 2018

kinder

Means something is bad or not right.

"Dude, my car got jacked"
"KINDER!"

by Oki3 September 7, 2008

kinderlove

The relationship someone has with a younger partner; usually over 3 years apart and is used in the context of high school or college relationships.

OMG, you're going out with a freshman? What a kinderlove.

by Princess lover September 17, 2006

kindergallery

A compound word from "Kinder",the German word for "children" and the English word "gallery", meaning "a collection of art for exhibition". Generally, a kindergallery is a collection of a child's artwork displayed in the home by the child's parents. The location is almost always the family refrigerator.

Joe: Did you hear that the Palumbos had to buy a new refrigerator?

Judy: No, why?

Joe: Apparently their old one is too small for the kindergallery now that the triplets have started school.

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Uh, mom? Seeing as how I'm almost thirty, don't you think it's time to take down the kindergallery?

by primrose January 12, 2008

Kindergarten crush

When you like someone so much, you want their penis in your vagina.

Hallie has a kindergarten crush on Thomas, that’s why she teases him so much!!

by JessJones25 October 27, 2020