Kristbjorg

Usually preferd to a person without a thumb or a personality. Some 'Kristbjorg' have friends but most of them don't.

A 'Kristbjorg' tries everything to get attention, especially from their caregivers.

person A: Hey, would you like a bite of my sweet and tasty apple?
Kristbjorg: Yes, please.

by romancekiller February 3, 2010

Kristas

an extremely beautiful, dark haired female. Often blue-eyed, but sometimes has hazel eyes. Either way, her eyes are always shining.

She is often confused with Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

A lover of animals, pomeranians are particularly attracted to her, as are any type of cat.

A Kristas is multi talented. She can affix a toilet paper holder to a wall, organize keys and wallets in baskets, and scoop cat litter without flinching.

While her singing voice is "unique", she dotes on her companion who calmly tolerates her special (quirky) qualities.

A Kristas calls her mom daily and visits her grandparents twice each month.

Buffy pomeranian cat quirky mom Kristas

by MommyKristine February 4, 2010

krista leaf

A slut who sucks hardcore cock.

krista leaf

by Jesus95 November 12, 2013

dirty kristal

The act of finger poppin' your man's booty hole, and when you pull out your finger, there's just enough poo to draw a smiley face on his Cadbury Egg sack.

I was fingering my mans Hershey highway, and pulled a dirty kristal.

by Buttpirate07 March 31, 2020

kriptix

A boy/man who doesnt want to admit his attraction for other men.

“you can tell hes got Kriptix”

by ivyblaisexo January 25, 2023

Kraptonite

Something that is so crappy that it is cool and fun.

"You saw that news movie? It is so bad!
Yeah, but so fun at the same time. It is a Kraptonite."

by Theprocrastinatorpanda March 6, 2017

Kristasatryan

A person who doesn't know how great she is. Usually lives in a rich part of a city: newyork, Alexandria, mclean... Around the age of 10-15. easily makes and loses friends. May look happy on the outside but can be a dark hole on the inside. Very smart and is very advanced in academics. Everyone knows who she is. Plays sports and is muscular.

Wow who is that person!
Thats Kristasatryan

by China gurl July 13, 2017