Illinois Hot Press

The act of shitting on someone's laptop keyboard and then shutting the laptop on the shit.

"I was going to watch Markiplier on YouTube but Stefan and Bryce gave it an Illinois Hot Press."

by Sexy Napkin March 6, 2014

Illinois Stumpy Stew

Two nuggets molest each other violently with a vast array of vegetables in a hot tub.

"Found this kinky skank on tinder so I get to have me an Illinois Stumpy Stew tomorrow"

by TheRealFuhrer October 17, 2014

illinoising

Used to describe a person who improperly pronounces 'Illinois' with the 's' sound at the end.

"Illinois is pronounced 'ill-in-oy', not 'ill-in-oys'. The way you're saying it makes you illinoising."

by TheWizardOfTheWoods January 11, 2017

Illinois pussy roast

When you skin a cat, cook its meat, and wrap its skin around the meat like a giant hellish Slim Jim.

Hey Ryan the old lady down the road just bought a cat, wanna kill it and make a Illinois pussy roast?
Sounds tubular broski!

by fliip3 March 27, 2022

harrisburg illinois

The classic Harrisburg look: walking briskly down the sidewalk shirtless, with your dirty t-shirt tossed over the shoulder, ripping a cig, and talking on the phone

Harrisburg Illinois is filled with trashy dudes ripping a cig by the courthouse

by Wallegator June 26, 2018

The Southern Illinois Porker

Nailing a fat chick from behind while your buddy gets a blowjob from her. The blowjob recipient must really stuff it in so her panting sounds like snorts in between thrusts. This sometimes happens at biker rallies in Southern Illinois. If the participants are related or if it happens at a family reunion, it is the Southern Illinois Family Porker.

Hey pal, let's see if that chick is up for the Southern Illinois Porker!

by *******JOHN******* July 13, 2021

Durand, Illinois

A small, rural, farming community located in the North Central part of Illinois. This town is mostly made up of rednecks, farmers, white trash, and wealthy retired folk. Durand is pretty mellow, however it can feel like the ghetto sometimes with all the drunks, weed smokers, and pregnant white chicks around.

You might be in Durand, Illinois if:

• everybody in town owns at least one piece of farm equipment.
• you see at least four drunk people in public, not counting the bar.
• everybody seems to have a taste in both country and hip-hop music.
• you have bring your tractor to school day.
• your black friend is whiter than you are.
• you are related to all your classmates/co-workers.
• outhouse racing is considered a sport.

Person 1: Hey your from Durand, Illinois right?
Person 2: Yeah, that's right.
Person 1: Wow! Your town looks like shit!
Person 2: Well! We are the outhouse capital of the world!

by Not_Lemonade August 8, 2018