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Illinois Hot Press
The act of shitting on someone's laptop keyboard and then shutting the laptop on the shit.
"I was going to watch Markiplier on YouTube but Stefan and Bryce gave it an Illinois Hot Press."
by Sexy Napkin February 26, 2014
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