kiddie pool

A body of fresh water that contains at least 5% urine, and is warmer than the air around it as a result.

dude, i just pissed in the fountain behind the dentist's office.
Gross, now it's a ****ing kiddie pool
XD!!!!111!!1!

by Cookie of Sorrow August 1, 2008

kiddie

A kid. A little kid. That doesn't know anything

Dude 1 is a kiddie

by DoomBringer316 February 12, 2004

Kiddie

Cockneys say 'geezer', northerners say 'lad', Bristolians say 'kiddie'. Kiddie is generally used for younger people, but can apply to anyone up to around 40 years of age.

That kiddie from Southmead got in a right benny

by jim_skreech June 14, 2010

kindleclicks

those soft double-clicks heard only in quiet environments like doctor's offices, libraries, and in bed at night as the sound of somebody turning the page of a book on their Amazon Kindle or other eReader.

I thought my wife was way more into her novel, in bed last night, since her kindleclicks were way faster than me, reading the latest Christopher Moore -- until I saw she had the print size dialed up so she wouldn't have to wear her glasses.

by k3for January 19, 2010

kiddie porn

A word, like 'facism', that may have once had a useful meaning but can now be used broadly to demonize any material featuring underage persons that the speaker deems immoral.

See also: "Politics and the English Language" by George Orwell (http://www.calvinvanhoek.com/articles/2007/04/politics-english-language/)

After he was sentenced to 15 years in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison for possessing kiddie porn, it was later revealed that the prominent public figure was actually just wacking off to "12 Year Olds On Trampolines Vol 15".

by FreeThought1984 October 16, 2008

kiddie porn

Sick shit. People who look at this should be put to death.

But hey, if you really must see this send Rationality a note, he has tons.

by Gato Negro March 13, 2005

kiddie crap

Childish insults.

Get yourself and your kiddie crap the fuck out of my bar!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004