Keylan

A literal piece of shit who likes to sing minecraft covers and is probably in love with Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. He can make your ears bleed by just joining the discord call. Literal nightmare...also he's gay

still luv u sis ❤️😊

"Oh my fucking god, Keylan is back"

"yahhh Keylan Sama pretty spicy 😍"

by PPEggoz August 16, 2019

Keytard

Someone that doesn't know how to use a computer properly, uses google, uses an i-pod, and/or types slow.

John: Kegan deleted his I386 folder.

Sean: What a Keytard.

by Kegan February 9, 2005

keybanger

A keybanger is a person that has limited success with their sexual escapades in real life, and therefore takes out their sexual frustration online, via trolling, tearing successful people down, or otherwise critical posts. They more vehement their postings, the more virginal they are likely to be.

Non-virgin1 - These kids on 4chan are pretty pathetic, eh?
Non-virgin2 - Yeah, these keybangers should get out of the house and try to bang a girl instead of banging their keyboards all day.
Non-virgin1 - Oh well, more hot tail for us!

by neaonbhb April 30, 2011

keyvanna

A big fat selfish jerk

I hate keyvannas.

by I_love_gummies May 20, 2014

Kumar Ketan

A dumbfuck who masturbates too much. One day there will be no semen left and all that will come out is red thick blood. He has nice friends who keep him in check and without them he will be lost. He can masturbate anywhere and to anyone. Even though he is straight he gets a boner whenever he sees his roommate( Vanish Chut). He fucks him hard( Bum Bum) and then he sleeps like Kumbhkaran.

Look he is doing bum bum to Sushant like a Kumar Ketan.

by aquibdepapaji November 14, 2021

Keyan Thomi Marveelous

A half-human and half-feline man, who was a orphan at birth, who was raised by a weaponmaster, who taught him the ways of blade, blunt, handtohand, axe, spears, and marksman. He is also a alcoholic, with blackish hair and wears a dark red vest, under it a pale white button shirt. He catches himself in a trap between two rival gangs, and is up for him to solve their differnces.

Keyan Thomi Marveelous
Fighting
Love
Depression
Story of two hated brothers
Story of a lonely master of weaponry, getting stuck between two gangs

by ThomiMarvel March 29, 2009

kytani

act of totally obsessing over a game for several months then abandoning it one day for no reason and obsessing over a new game. Usually pertaining to a mmorpg

She pulled such a Kytani, yesterday she downloaded Wartune, and she hasn't stopped playing yet.

by Kytani May 11, 2017