Keytard 

In online gaming and forums, a person who consistently fails at typing. This includes, but is not limited to: TYPING IN ALL CAPS, nevner correetcing typeios, neglecting to use punctuation (in cases where it is vital), and using excessive special characters!!!!!!!!!!@!>>>>!>>@!

Joshrcool: HAY WHATS TEH FASTERST WAY TO BEATT THSI BOSS MY GRUOP HASNT BEAT HIM YET??????????????????? <3333333333333 ANYONE THA THLEPS ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mmopwnage: You fail, keytard.

Keytard by Jason Hollowell December 23, 2008

Keytard 

An 80's tribute rocker, that uses a "keytar" as an instrument that simulates the sounds of other instruments and/or annoying sounds. Ex. The Connecticut 80's band "Plastica"

The Connecticut 80's band "Plastica", has a keyboardist that plays a "Keytar", hence... he is a Keytard ie. He shows signs of Keytardism.

Keytard by Ral Partha December 19, 2008

Keytard 

A term used to describe an out of line CB radio operator. An individual that "keys up" his mic and will play music, or behave in some manner to disrupt normal communication on the channel.

"Listen to that keytard on channel 19 fucking with the drivers"

Keytard by Jack Rabbit-383 November 27, 2013

Keytard 

Someone that doesn't know how to use a computer properly, uses google, uses an i-pod, and/or types slow.

John: Kegan deleted his I386 folder.

Sean: What a Keytard.

Keytard by Kegan February 9, 2005

keytar 

The absolute coolest way to play the piano. First comes piano, then electric synth, than keytar. 6-year olds complaining about not liking piano lessons: Don't worry you'll be grateful in the future.

My Korg RK-100 keytar is off the hook and all because of the piano lessons I took from the ages of 5 to 13.

keytar by Ozone August 7, 2004

Keytar 

A portable instrument comprised of keys with controllers for the left hand that lets the user emulate pitch bending and vibrato. One of the earliest recorded uses of the term "Keytar" was in 1980 by Jeffrey Abbott aka KeytarJeff ( source "The Times of London" August 18 2007). The Instrument now is made custom and in limited production(Zen Riffer).

Sound like a guitarist on a "Keytar!

Keytar by Keytard0 April 10, 2008

Ketard

noun, informal

noun: ketard; plural noun: ketards
ˈkēˌtärd
1.
a mentally handicapped person who believes the ketogenic diet is healthy and BY THE WAY SO FUCKING AMAZING

Most of these people are morbidly obese with coronary artery disease and circlejerk with the 3 or 4 people in the entire fandom that are of a humanly BMI. They interpret that the diet (under strict medical supervision) is used to control seizures in some children with drug-resistant epilepsy to mean it must be a cure all and make you hyper intelligent and healthy.

Ketards never shut the fuck up about their diet, they recommend it to anyone who ever says the word diet or weight. They're worse than gluten free fucktards.

Ketard by fu290329038190 December 3, 2017