When a guy is about to cum from head, he grabs the back of the girl's head and forces his D down her wind pipe and cums all over her vocal cords (rendering her unable to speak), he then pulls his dick out, blows his ball snot into the bitch's eyes and then in both of her ears (rendering her blind and deaf), thus the girl resembles an angry Helen Keller.
"My wife and I wanted to try something new, so I gave her an angry Helen Keller and now she wants a divorce."
"I wanted to get back at my girlfriend for cheating on me so I gave her an angry Helen Keller, and now she's in therapy."
"I wanted to get back at my girlfriend for cheating on me so I gave her an angry Helen Keller, and now she's in therapy."
by Ben J. L. November 8, 2006
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During the act of fellatio, the male receiving oral sex, without warning, rams his penis into the back of the throat of the giving person just before ejaculation, thus rendering the person speechless. He then pulls his penis out of the person's mouth and ejaculates in their eyes, rendering them blind. Immediately after, while the element of surprise still has the person confused, he boxes their ears, rendering them deaf. At this point, the only thing the person can do is stumble blindly about with their arms in front of them, gurgling unintelligibly, much like Helen Keller.
by OldDog July 5, 2007
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Person 1: Sometimes I place cats and shoes in front of my mom. So, when she gets up to walk, she trips on them. Haha, it's funny, I know, and it's probably not very nice, but she is MY Helen Keller.
Person 2: Haha, Your Helen Keller. How silly. You're a silly Person 1... *smiles*
Person 2: Haha, Your Helen Keller. How silly. You're a silly Person 1... *smiles*
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Synonyms: The Great One, The Dragon Born, Da Trooph, Al Capone
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Dude #1: "Oh that's Danny Keller"
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