Joosje

A huge young gentlemen

Mik and sander have some joosjes in their pants

by tornado58 July 12, 2011

Granny Gum Jobs

A blowjob from an old lady who has no teeth. The lack of teeth makes the experience awesome, however the incident is too embarrassing to tell your squad.

The granny gum jobs from old lady Jenkins was probably more erotic than anything I've ever had.

by Thefuckersattheendofthetable May 8, 2015

joobie

an unofficial SI unit measuring wackiness.

that guy made a wacky face and gained 67 joobies!!!

by joobologist October 20, 2009

mano jobs

really cute gals giving expert hand jobs

your mum gives mano jobs really fucking well.

by Mr. Plow 2010 January 8, 2010

joose

crack in a can. you can pretty much commit a crime, and if your drinking joose you WILL get away with it!

when these girls drink joose they think they can fly

by blondebitch12586 June 19, 2010

jooos!

(noun) Slang for jews, especially when explaining why they are at fault or disliked by another group.

As the islamic extremists flew the airplane toward the skyscraper, they all yelled out, "Damn joooooooos!"

Leave it to the joooos to kill God's only son.

by Trogdor August 9, 2004

Pulling a Steve Jobs

Too blame a failed demonstration on too many wifi hotspots.
06/07/2010 - Apple Developers Conference

Shigeru Miyamoto's translator was Pulling a Steve Jobs when he blamed the poor control response on too many wifi connections while demonstrating Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword at E3.
06/15/2010 - E3

by Daitenzin June 18, 2010