Get fucking Jono’d

When you get so drunk you throw up in a urinal and then proceed to pass out next to said urinal.

Let’s get fucking Jono’d

by Slag shagger September 18, 2018

johoe

the term joehoe is sometimes used to describe the relegious person a Jehovah's Witnesses.

"hey look at that man/lady of there. she must be a fucking johoe!"

by sectorcpope May 9, 2006

jondong

a porno movie that has hardcore sex with a guy with 2 dicks and he fucks two bitches at the same time

are you going to watch jondong

by frank May 12, 2004

jono long

To experience convulsions when confronted with the possibility of interaction with the opposite sex.

In possession of a grossly underused choad.

She was so hot man, i almost went all jono long

by jim May 14, 2004

johoginolf

a word that sounds dirty but means whatever the user wants it to mean.

"get back here you stupid johoginolf!"

"what does that mean?"

"nothing...."

by jason C R May 8, 2008

Jonno

When someone is extremely scared or feels uncomfortable around gay people, not because they are homophobic, but because they are scared of catching the 'gay'. This is a very serious illness and should be taken seriously.

Some symptoms for this is when a 'jonno' see's a gooch, said 'jonno' will cringe and probably punch it. Hard. Also known as the gooch smooch.

You see that guy over there? He's a right Jonno, only plays with fanny also.

by pronger420 May 30, 2016

joncoale

literally god

joncoale is literally god

by youshouldkillyourself February 26, 2022