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jihad coffee

Islamic coffee. Its just fucking Islamic coffee
boy 1:can i have some jihad coffee
bartender:sure
by mrnoseybonk February 19, 2022
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Office Jihad

When a Muslim disgruntled employee begins subtle sabotage as a from of protest to his superiors, until they give into his/her demands.
- So what are you gonna do?
- Maybe I book appointments the wrong way, maybe I forget some post its, maybe I send wrong emails.
- Dude that's like declaring war on your manager, your problem doesn't sound like its worth the trouble.
- Fixing the good coffee machine is worth any cost. The entire office is united in this.
- The struggle sounds real.

- I like to call it Office Jihad.
by Ergeron June 27, 2019
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The Jihad

When you scream before blowing your load, only to disappoint the female with 2 cm3 of fluid.
I'm going to try out the Jihad on Susan.
You selfish Prick.
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Inbox Jihad

A person who sends greater than 4 messages to someone before they have a chance to respond. Also known as inbox bombing.
Dude, I pissed her off and she turned into a total inbox jihad.
by Ghafy November 18, 2020
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Jihad

He is a hot , handsome and to simply to put it in words he is it all , he is a girls fantasy and has the best talking game
by Godrizz October 11, 2021
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Juicy Jihad

One of the most power beings in the universe. But only at some times. His mathematical knowledge knows no bounds with his declaration that a ton is 1000 pounds. His favorite beverage is Jameson Thing (he invented it).
Juicy Jihad just went full fuper!
by Mikols January 18, 2017
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leon jihad

Is The best guy of The world Has got The freshes clothe an also nice hair
Leon Jihad Has The perfectest Things in The world
by LeonMor January 4, 2017
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