Tear Jerker

When you throw your credit card at your girlfriend, striking her in the eye, and then use the tears to masturbate.

She wanted insomnia cookies so I threw my card at her and then I had myself a nice Tear Jerker

by tearjerkervisa September 10, 2021

Dream-jerker

Someone who lucid dreams but only jerks off or has sex

Jonas is a dream-jerker

by Internet duck November 4, 2022

Caribbean jerker

When a male hallucinates from eating the hot wing named “Caribbean jerk”

That guy experienced a “Caribbean jerker”

by CoastalDustin16 November 7, 2022

Shit-Jerker

A Shit-Jerker is when you have to take a poop and you sit on the toilet and hold it in while you jerk your cock hard, and then right when you are about to cum you squeeze your ass muscles like fresh lemonade and you expel a Giant turd boat out your ass canal while a milky stream of shimmering white cum flies out your dickhole.

Yo did you hear that Tommy got fired yesterday, I guess the boss caught him taking a shit-jerker

by KodakAttack November 28, 2022

Jerky jerker

Someone who likes jacking other people off, sometimes more than one person at a time, usually committing this foul act excessively it is also mainly men doing it to other men.

Can also be said as “jerky jerkin, jerkin jerky” pretty much can be mixed up in any way

Person 1: Yo bro I heard that Wayde is a total jerky jerker!
Person 2: wym?

Person 1: I found out last night he was jerking off Benson and Carl at the same time!

by Repeatswitch August 25, 2022

Caribbean jerker

When a male is covered in chicken wings throughout the night witch causes them to sleep talk and get vicious

He is the Caribbean Jerker

by Fotnitegamer42068 September 12, 2022

chain jerker

You're a troll but cooler

"there's goes David jerking their chains again!"
"He's such a chain jerker"

by Knowledge the all knowing October 8, 2022