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Jerking off with the non-dominant hand

V. To engage in the sexual act of "jerking off" with the hand that was not intended, by God, for that purpose.

Linked in case studies to the acquisition of carpal tunnel by exposing your "wanker" to odd angles of hand movement.

See also: Awkward masturbation techniques.
See also: The ouewwwwww face.
Andrew, upon getting home from school Wednesday, attempted to shag his dog with his left hand, which he had never used before. Having missed out on years of practiced stroking, the left hand was inconsistent, uncooperative, and altogether an awkward and unfortunate choice. Andrew has decided that there will be no more jerking off with the non-dominant hand ever again.
by Gee Twat December 30, 2009
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Jewbin

1. a trash receptacle for stolen money
2. orifice for cremated remains of j00z.
1. bro, did you see that fool with the crazy beard just dump a wad of cash into his jewbin?

2. after popps kicked the bucket we cremated his body and put him in the family jewbin with the rest of our relatives.
by coolastar October 17, 2010
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jergins lotion

Jasons best friend, he uses jergins to jerkin. With a red candle , and john mayer covered in jergins
Jason glissens in the candle light from all that jerkin jergins lotion,
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Jerking My Glerkin

Jerking off.

(E.g. Punching the clown, beating your meat, spanking the monkey, tug a war with Cyclopes.)
Hey Fred what are you doing? I'm jerking my glerkin!
by Stale Chip™ April 15, 2014
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Jerpinjingle

An anti- Christmas song, usually full of hatred.
Dude the Grinch would always sing jerpinjingles, what a jerk!
by ktotr June 2, 2016
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jerkin your gherkin

When you beat your pickle, often while watching loli hentai
"Dude there's a new episode of Boko No Pico want to come to my house so we can have a good time jerkin your gherkin?"
by succdaddy69 May 14, 2018
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Jerin

Jerin is a Multimillionaire and a simp.He has many cars and is also known The Chairman
who's that?
Oh, thats our beloved Chairman Jerin
by ith_njn_ada_jp_funde May 1, 2022
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