thomas jefferson

the third president of the united states. Became president at the end of John Adams term in 1800. Major accomplishments include the Louisiana purchase and the reduction of the federal debt by decreasing the size of the federal government and military. Jefferson believed in the enlightenment philosophies of John Locke, and thusly believed taht governments purpose was to secure the rights of life, liberty, and proprety, and nothing more (he would be disgusted with the size of the gov today). His motto was " the gov which rules best rules least" . Also wrote the declaration of independence.

I am a Jeffersonian, I despise big government loving socialist pigs.

by Demosthenes July 23, 2008

Jeff Probst

The host of the reality show Survivor. Usually wears white cargo shirts and a blue button up T-shirt. His attire is usually soaked when he prematurely jumps off boats before they come to a complete stop at one of the survivors teams camps. Famous for sayings such as "survivors ready" or "The tribe has spoken"

Jeff Probst is cool

by Michael Angelo June 23, 2004

Jeff Sessions

When a group of people gather to smoke pot, or have a smoke session. Jeff is synonymous with Joint.

We went to the river for three Jeff Sessions today.

by Word to your mother. January 6, 2018

The Jeff

When the woman cums all over her man's bald head.

Terry just gave her husband The Jeff.

by Thats_funny69 December 14, 2010

Jeff off

1: To sandbag, or to remain hidden while there is work to do. When the work is done, the subject will reappear.

2: Similarly, to perform a menial task for an extended period of time in order to avoid doing more substantial work.

Coworker1: Where did he go? There's work to do.
Coworker2: He went to the back, to Jeff off.

Coworker: What are you doing? We have a lot of stuff to do.
Jeff off: It's very important that I find that spoon. I'll work on that for the next several hours.

by heidi bags July 29, 2013

Jeffery rockhammer

When you twist and punch the tip.

Dude, I was totally gettin it until she gave me a Jeffery rockhammer.

by DeezyJ February 7, 2014

jeffleaf

Part time porno director

Full time whore

What a bitch jeffleaf

by Jeffleaf May 25, 2016