Jared

The worst fortnite player in the world

Omg! Kaelan is so much better than Jared in Fortnite

by A random eliete member February 11, 2019

Jared

Jared, the inside section of the urethra, when red hot it shall burn. When struck with tissue it vibrates like the pussy he is

Did you see fkn frank today, we had being such a Jared

by Frank certain April 20, 2018

Jared

Jared is a person who does two things
1. Becomes a pedophile
2. Cheats on his wife

Person 1: Have you heard of the Jared subway man and projared
Person 2: Aren't they both pedophiles
Person 1: yep

by Toxicdue May 20, 2019

Jared

To be a dope.

Don't be a Jared!

by Tarzana-Truth October 20, 2017

Jared

The best guy you will ever meet. Has a dick longer than a snake. You could tie someone up with it. The funniest person ever and dates weird girls though.

God let me fuck Jared

by ur mom is my gf January 28, 2023

Jared

Jared has the smallest pp out of Klyd, Justin and gabe he beats everyone off

Jared

like kids

by Jared ppppo July 3, 2022

Jared

Big dick nigga

I would definitely let Jared fuck

by Hugechode November 29, 2018