internetical

mathematical equations and formulas that were compiled, brewed and distilled in the internets' basement.
roots from intertetics i.e. internet mathematics

"min dating age formula from xkcd dating pools comic"

man 1: dude i just met this 43 year old and im gonna start dating her. is that creepy?

man 2: lets use the internetical equation for it. (age/2+7=minimum dating age)
43/2+7=28.5
ya it will be unless your older than 29............ dont do it.

by look behind you, thats my name April 29, 2010

internet

A place where people go for pornwatching while trying to desperately look up answers. Also a place where desperate men try to go and literally get laid by some girl who would rather fuck herself than that fucker on the internet who is in england.

Jeez wtf is wrong the internet

by One little hellian February 23, 2017

internet

The giant computer network that even advanced network engineers don't know how it works. AKA "Magic"

man the internet sucks here doesn't whoever own the internet ever fix it?

by knightroto November 26, 2015

internet

Evidence that humanity is doomed

I have been browsing on the Internet for long now, my faith in humanity has fallen.
We are doomed

by A person who is just browsing November 25, 2015

Internet

An OVERFLOWING ABUNDANT RESEVOIR of porn and memes and more porn

the internet is just one big ocean of porn, Xvideos has eight million videos ppl, EIGHT MILLION and pornhub has like five million, no doubt that when Hitler invented the internet it was because he was horny and wanted somewhere to stash all of his German Hentai.

by madness.kys October 04, 2018

internetizing

1. The process of reading and or subscribing to RSS feeds.

2. Using the website Stumbleupon for long periods of time.

Girl 1: What are you doing?

Boy 1: Internetizing. It's the new trend. Check out this awesome RSS feed!

Girl 1: Uhm...?

Boy 1: Look it up in Urban Dictionary

by X22 February 01, 2009

The Internet

Hell.

The Internet is hell.

by nlolhere June 21, 2020