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fart injection threshold

The Fart Injection Threshold (FIT) is the exact pressure necessary for a person's "hiney" which is properly and securely mated with a cloth surface (couch, car seat, pillow, etc.) to break through the somewhat permeable fabric with flatulence. If one cheek of said hiney is higher than the other or your pelvis is tilted, the fart will fail to penetrate the fabric barrier and thus pass through the choad channel and dust the back of your testies.
1. Last week I had to put plastic on my couch because some bad children broke into my house and fumigated my furniture. Good thing scientists have yet to discover how to break the Fart Injection Threshold of 3,000 Mil plastic.

2. Yo, my girlfriend has such a sexy butt, I used to always sniff her car seat. That was until her pops told me that he frequently breaks the Fart Injection Threshold of her car seat when he borrows her car to get Indian food!
by Dr.FartScientist May 4, 2017
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lethal injection

Society's solution for eliminating Crips, Bloods, Pachucos, murderers, and other worthless slime ball criminals from among the living.
Liberal judges can overturn life sentences and set imprisoned Crips and Bloods loose on the streets. The best way to keep Crips and Bloods from committing any more crimes is to use lethal injection.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 11, 2006
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indeed

this word can be use to express a feeling !!! Usually in an affirmative way !!!
- Look at Allen's face , he's so cute
- Indeed !!!

-Do you think Melissa have a chance with him if she move to Moncton ?

- Indeed ... I wish
by shortybutterfly April 25, 2006
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Indeedidizzle

A word used to take the mickey out of chavs that use izzle endings. = Makes them sound like Ned Flanders from the Simpsons a little. =
Mackenzie: Yo homie, did you do that tag near the bridge.
Elliot: Indeedidizzle I did.
by Lozenge June 20, 2007
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indeep

Another word for 'indeed'
Guy 1: Hey Mike, that teacher of ours is a right bitch!
Guy 2: Indeep
by Reppy213 May 25, 2012
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_ineedmytae_

Is a kpop tiktoker that has a lot of followers there are two admins the first one is dariany and the other one is jazmin.
Do you know _ineedmytae_ on tiktok?
by Hailuey November 6, 2020
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Injectitintomyveins

Used to express excitement for taking the coronavirus vaccine
Nurse: You're next
Me: Yessss, injectitintomyveins
by TheHummingbird February 1, 2021
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