Missionary Impossible

When having sex with a girl in the missionary position on the bottom bunk of a bunk bed, hook your hands and feet into the cross bars of the mattress above you so that the only part of you touching her is your cock in her vagina.

Yeah man, she was sleeping so I had to pull a missionary impossible to keep her from waking up.

by P.M. Wang January 14, 2009

imposter syndrome

when you are the imposter in among us and you are being sussy so the crewmates call an emergency meeting and say that you are sussy and you say that you arent sussy even though you are very sussy like the imposter from among us

crewmate: yo the imposter is being sussy
imposter: no im not being sussy please
crewmate: yes you are so sussy you literally have imposter syndrome like the imposter from among us
imposter: no

by LiterallyYeMom May 10, 2021

Impossible

A word used so people can feel good about giving up.
Nothing is Impossible. Never give up.

Man shall never fly, Impossible.
Man will never walk on the moon, Impossible.
Everything that will be invented has been it is Impossible to go any further.

by Simon the Digger September 9, 2015

Third Imposter

When you're just playing some good ol'e fashioned Among Us with the pals. You're relaxing having a great time then OUTTA NOWHERE Justien throws some sus on people. But he gets out of hand and really starts spreading the sus. But he's wrong and he's also not the imposter.

Third Imposter: IT WAS TAYLOR I SAW HER 100% TAYLOR

by anonymous September 24, 2020

Impostor

Using someone else's achievements and/or good name for personal benefit. Posing as someone with status and placing those achievements on yourself.

Aaron Clinton Atkins III would have you believe he is as talented as his uncle Juan, however he is an impostor.

by ConcernedTechnoHistorian November 20, 2011

the impossibles

the best band on the face of the earth.
listen, love, and lust them.

"holy shit, the impossibles are great!"

by Billy C February 12, 2004

Mission Impissable

The act of knowing you are so drunk you can't make it to the toilet but trying anyway...

Pisshead #1 - "Where are you going? You can hardly walk."

Pisshead #2 - I'm goish to ze toilletsh."

Pisshead #1 - "Dude, that's Mission Impissable."

Pisshead #2 - "Ghhahrasdkjshshs."

by Halit March 6, 2009