by Fake Namezz March 1, 2008

When one gets over excited whilst watching some scantily clad ladies, and edjaculates in ones pants all over their crumpets!
"Is that some side dabloons I see?..................*10 seconds later*.................. Gosh darn it! I just spilled tea all over my crumpets!"
by Hellsayeah December 12, 2012

Billy: You're mom's dead, you're dad's a homo and I raped your sister . . . but there is good news.
Bob: What's that?
Billy: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico . . .
Bob: What's that?
Billy: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico . . .
by Monkeygrease September 1, 2005

by PPSLAYER611 July 17, 2018

The get out of jail free card when your supervisor asks why you were late.
Said when you clearly slept in or more than one occasion but don't want to let anyone know there is a trend developing.
Said when you clearly slept in or more than one occasion but don't want to let anyone know there is a trend developing.
(Supervisor) "Jim! You're 20 minutes late for the start of your shift."
(Jim) "Yeah sorry, I was just talking to (Boss's Name), the CEO of the company."
(Supervisor) "Oh well in that case, no problems"
(Jim) "Yeah sorry, I was just talking to (Boss's Name), the CEO of the company."
(Supervisor) "Oh well in that case, no problems"
by OxfordSalty! July 27, 2011

Such a warm happy feeling inside over something utterly delicious or satisfying, extremely pleasant, fullness of self.
by Guido1 January 7, 2011

by WorseThanHitler January 17, 2021
