hypocrite

A title given to one who has found Jesus.

If you would like an example of a hypocrite, odds are you need only look in the mirror.

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

hypocrisy

VEGAN GAINS

My actions contradict what I say to such a degree that the Merriam Webster dictionary decided to change the definition of hypocrisy was changed to a picture of Vegan Gains

by StaviWho March 8, 2017

hypocripocronical

Something that is Hypocritical and Ironic at the same time.

My dad said not to smoke, yet he did 5 minutes ago. He's hypocripocronical.

by CookieDoughCody February 15, 2009

hypocritch

A hypocritical bitch, which can be any hypocritical woman, jk. Used when someone is being a bitchy hypocrite, but five syllables is just too much for you.

Hypocritch: HAHA! she gave you herpes?!

Chris Brown: shut up you hypocritch, you have AIDS.

by asdfjkl dasf dasf fuck you July 8, 2009

Hypocrite

High school students.

My god Becky, look at the group of hypocrites over there.

by Rumpletuffin April 30, 2016

Hypocritical Libyan

When the society is corrupt and they judge. When they shame a person and do the same exact thing they shamed them for. Every Libyan. 6,000,000 of them.
Origin:libya

When your hypocritical Libyan auntie is all up in your business and complains to you how you can’t cook 3osban while her own married daughter doesn’t know shit.

When your hypocritical Libyan father says you can’t drive and allows your step mother to go from coffee shop to coffee shop. From O2 to Mozart with a dented car AND without a targa.

by Yourbabassecondwife July 20, 2018

Hypocrite

Someone who can call their friend a slut, but has a problem with somebody who's not a friend calling them a slut or using the word slut, is by definition the worst kind of hypocrite. Like an asshole who does not know he's an asshole, this kind of hypocrite doesn't ever see who they really are, and is usually apologetic without knowing why they're apologetic or what for. It's better to do something on purpose and be a rude asshole about it than say you're sorry when you're full of shit and don't mean a word of what you say.

Another hypocrite who doesn't know it and thinks she's being treated unfair when somebody calls her a slut, why doesn't that impress people at the party anymore?

by Solid Mantis August 2, 2018