hyper in the diaper

a condition where someone is so antsy, agitated and keyed up that (s)he gets so hyper as to fill the diaper, that is, to "shit your pants".

1. Listen to that stupid talk radio host! He's got another category of people this week he's telling lies about! He's getting hyper in the diaper again and he wants his followers to feel that way too and start a witch hunt. Someone needs to shut this stupid loudmouth up.

2. On them late night "infomercials" on TV the host often is hyper in the diaper and screams at you to call NOW!

3. Don't get so hyper in the diaper. You'll burst a blood vessel if you keep this up. Chill out!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 8, 2011

Hyper Spastic Beatdown

The only true solution to a spak attack.

there's too many of them! the only thing that can save us now is the Hyper Spasic Beatdown.

by cnuts16 February 17, 2004

Hyper Shot

A way to drink alcohol.

First invented in Washington DC by an inventor known as ooohlie.

Description: Should look like 4 shots of vodka in one.

How to make a Hyper Shot:
Take either a styrofoam or plastic cup (usually provided by a crappy motel or hotel), Fill the cup with some type of vodka (preferably Ciroc), If its a small cup, you should have about 4 shots. If its a larger cup DO NOT FILL TO THE TOP FOR THIS IS NOT A HYPER SHOT ANYMORE, thats a you're gone shot. Only fill about half way to make about four shots. Now that you have a cup of alcohol, Drink it without stopping until its all gone. You might want to chase it with some sort of soda or drink, but this is not allowed or else it is not considered a Hyper Shot. There is no chasing Hyper Shots. You should feel results in 10-15 minutes. If not, Repeat with another Hyper Shot.

guy: Dude! Put that soda down! You don't chase Hyper Shots! Now we have to do it all over again!
other guy: I think we need more styrofoam cups.

by Inventor of the Hyper Shot. August 2, 2011

Hyper Turkish Textile Plant

A person committing the act of a Hyper Turkish Textile Plant first punches his female victim in the gut, straight through to her ovaries, then shits directly in the hole.

The police arrived at the scene of the sexual assault to find the victim seemingly pooping out of her belly and anus simultaneously due to the results of the Hyper Turkish Textile Plant.

Closely related to it's counterpart, the FTP: Finnish Textile Plant

by TextileWorker September 25, 2011

Hyper Spastic Rhino

A Hyper Spastic Rhino is somebody who acts crazy and doesn't know what the word Spastic means. They don't look people in the eyes when talking to them and falls down stairs while jumpping rope.

Wow Sarina .. you are such a hyper spastic rhino. Just look me in the eyes and stop jumping rope

by Whoeveryouthinkiam August 11, 2012

Hyper Gluteal Fascial Syndrome

Hyper Gluteal Fascial Syndrome (HGF) is a legitimate medical condition that occurs when the cleft of the buttocks extends high above the waistline. Symptoms include an exposed butt crack and public ridicule.

John has Hyper Gluteal Fascial Syndrome that is why we are forced to look at his ass everytime he bends over

by Poultry Prince April 7, 2019

Hyper Scape

A new Battle Royale game from Ubisoft. As you have the ability to double-jump and use so called "hacks" in order to gain height it is a lot different than most battle royale games. Right now (July 8th 2020) it is still in technical test and only a few Special People(like me) can play it.

It will release soon and will be free to play. Right now there is no ingame curency or anything else you could buy with real money, but I'm pretty sure something like that will be added after beeing fully released.

Me: Hey you guys wanna play some Hyper Scape? Don't want to solo-Queue!

My Friends: We don't have access to the technical test, sry! :(

by Spielside July 8, 2020