spak attack

To be in a comprimising situation where the subject is found to be surrounded by people of the retarded persuasion.

Oh shit! It's the 5th spak attack I've seen today.....that spak chick is hot.

by cnuts16 February 17, 2004

Hyper Spastic Beatdown

The only true solution to a spak attack.

there's too many of them! the only thing that can save us now is the Hyper Spasic Beatdown.

by cnuts16 February 17, 2004

prostate puncher

One who delves into the gloomy depths of either their own or another man's stinking shit lined anal cavity in search instant pleasure that they haven't experienced since their favourite uncle gave them a treat at the last family picnic behind the bushes.

Mike Bilsland was a prostate punching homo until he died off ass cancer

by cnuts16 February 17, 2004