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Huntington, Texas 

A shit hole town located in the butt crack of Angelina County.Well known for meth heads , child molesters , pot holes , dirty water, and stray dogs. The only laws enforced by the town cops are for speeding and window tent. Fighting real crime isn’t profitable in Huntington TX. In fact, the local sheriff doesn’t care about Huntington because he doesn’t have enough money to patrol the Butt Crack of the county. In Huntington Tx, teachers molest their students but don’t go to jail because of their last name. Famous for the broom bandit who raped the entire baseball team.
In Huntington, Texas If the cops don’t stop you for speeding , the pot holes will wreck out your car and you may hit a stray dog, there’s a good chance you may be molested as well.
Huntington, Texas by Taylor Sloane February 23, 2019

Pikey Hunting 

The defintions of Pikey on UrbanDictionary are generally correct, except for one fact: in Bedford, a Pikey is NOT a Townie. While closely related in personality and instincts, they retain a more mysterious air. For instance, a Townie gang wanders around town starting fights, a Pikey gang will silently close around you as you walk down a dark alley, and usally hang around in thier campsites, swimming in thier own filth.

Pikey Hunting is misleading. What you actually do is scout(or hunt) out thier squatting ground during the day, when it is much less dangerous, then return at night.

I am basing this on the Bedford way of doing things, it may be diffrent in other places. We bring a small group of friends, and the aim is to get as far as possible into the campsite before you go back. You may want to enliven the process by seeing who can get to a caravan door and knock on it, etc. Only for the hardened
Dom crept slowly up to the caravan door, until suddenly he knocked over a beer can. There was a sudden scuffling sound in the darkness as the rest of the group ran for cover. A dark shape was suddenly outlined in the doorway, standing for a moment, then slowly coming down the steps.
Pikey Hunting by King Cortney October 23, 2004

Fresh Hunting 

The act of picking up younger sexual partners as they are known to be sexually naive and impressed by age.
Some associated titles may be "cougar" for ladies hunting younger men, or "manther" for older men hunting younger ladies. Usually large sums of money in a subsequent bank account is required for the latter.
"Lads, see Hugh getting the shift off Eimear? He's old enough to be her dad."
"That is some fine fresh hunting."

Demi Moore: Known fresh hunter.
Fresh Hunting by shtoryhorse April 13, 2011

goodwill hunting 

(Not the movie with Matt Damon)

going to Goodwill thrift stores (optionally in full camoflauge) in search for pieces of novel, or actual, value.

successful hunts yield: t-shirts, valor jackets, good music cds/cassettes/records, furniture
i went goodwill hunting the other day, found an original Dr Dre The Chronic disc, and a tye-die shirt with three grizzly bears
goodwill hunting by aaron_ros September 10, 2010

put a hurtin on 

A phrase used to vocalize the amount of passion and effort with which one will persue a certain objective.
1) Yo son I'm starvin. I'm about to put a hurtin on this Chinese Buffet.

2) Damn that girl's fine as hell. I'm finna put a hurtin on that later on.
put a hurtin on by crazycyrax March 5, 2009

Huntington CT 

Like White Hills, it's one of two other boroughs of Shelton CT that choose not to be associated with the name 'Shelton.' While Shelton is home to the town's car dealerships, stores <<cough>> wal-mart <<cough, cough>>, and the downtown ghetto, Huntington and White Hills are full of nice houses with lawns, golf courses, and people who aren't in their 9th year of High School.
"Where are you from?"
"Huntington CT."
"Oh, Shelton?"
"No... Huntington..."
"Is there really a difference?"
"You bet your ass there is!"
Huntington CT by Dick Niner November 27, 2007

Hunting Knife

Something used to cut the limes, and grapefruit.
"Where'd you get the knife?" I asked.
"Room sevice sent it up," he said. "I wanted something to cut the limes."
"What limes?"
"They didn't have any, they don't grow in the desert."
Hunting Knife by Gladys May 24, 2004