Indelible in the hippocampus

When you want people to believe your fake story, so you make up a fake scientific explanation with big words and technical terms as to why your story must be true. The goal is to misdirect non-expert questioners and listeners, who don't have enough technical knowledge to pick apart your actually very weak explanation.

"What is your proof that aliens abducted you in the middle of the night 36 years ago and then let you go, leaving no evidence?"
"It's indelible in the hippocampus."

by tp217 November 14, 2021

hoppollopopopamus

exceedingly large figure.

Noticeably big, she looked at the giant figure and said "thats a hoppollopopopamus of an elephant!"

by erin ahkin December 4, 2003

hippo fucking

When one is so desperate that they feel the need to resort to fucking a hippo.

Serj- "Daron! Groupies!"
Daron- "Are they hot?"
Serj- "...Dude, I'd fuck a hippo right now. I don't care!"

by Urine May 12, 2003

hippo hunter

2. (noun) also any persons actively seeking out fat women/men for sex.

Charles is the master hippo hunter, he can get any one of them with ease.

by Dimebag_Daniel September 30, 2005

hippocrocapig

Really, really, REALLY ugly woman.

Word comes from a theoretical cross between a hippopotamus, a crocodile and a pig. Do the math, she's a bit rough.

My mother in law is a right hippocrocapig.

by Caffy July 28, 2008

hippogasm

A sensation experienced by larger women, similar to an orgasm. Due to the size of the specimen the nervous system is severely impaired and so the sensation can take up 33 1/4 days for the electrical impulses to reach the synapses involved with pleasure.

The sensation is common in most women above 15 stones, but especially effect midgets.

1. I can't belive anyone would put up with Sally's smell long enough to give her a HippoGasm.

2. June the office is not an appropriate place to have a HippoGasm, you're fired.

by mortensent April 11, 2005

hippoclit

1. A woman with a very large clitoris.
2. A fat and bitchy hypocrite.

1. Don't worry, sounds like she had a hippoclit, no wonder she couldn't feel anything down there.
2. You're such a hippoclit, insulting people for doing something and then doing the same thing later on.

by sonapers July 7, 2011