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Honkytron3000

When ya shit on your mum windscreen, and you slide down screaming yeet on my cheese mayo
You shoulda seen last night I pulled a honkytron3000 at my mates 21st
by HonkMyYeet July 25, 2018
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Hooked on phonics

A program used by children to learn how to read. It is commonly used to describe a person who cannot read or pronounce words correctly. Alternatively, it can be used to insult a person who doesn't read well.
I don't know how to pronounce this (fucks the word up horribly). You know I'm hooked on phonics.

Jane: reads from a history book out loud in class, but stumbles through the reading.
Classmate: This bitch needs to be hooked on phonics.
by goodcrunchytaco January 28, 2021
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mean honky

a cheap white russian consisting of cheap vodka, generic coffee liquer, and skim milk
I've been saving money, getting hammered, and losing weight on these mean honkys.
by Josh Stanley May 13, 2008
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Buffalo Hook

An excessive upward bend in ones boner. Similar to a boomerang.
"My Buffalo Hook made the Cuban Underduck nearly impossible. I almost did a front flip!" (see: Cuban Underduck)
by TurdFerguson21 June 3, 2016
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take the hook

It's the fact of getting to like someone. If you like someone, and that person doesn't even know you exists, the moment in which that person starts to like you because you had flirted with him/her, is the moment when he/she takes the hook.
A: I was flirting with this girl, but she wasn't interested in me. Now I like her, she's taken the hook.

B: Yeah, girls always take the hook.
by Vic3roy June 23, 2009
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Canadian Grappling Hook

During the act of kicking someone in the balls you get you foot lodged behind their sack and pull towards you, acting as a sort of grappling hook.
When Jordan was pissing Steve off, Steve Canadian Grappling Hooked Jordan which immediatly caused him to shut up
by StevK442 March 29, 2010
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Passed the hook out .

Passed the hook out definition is . When your drunk af and you order a Hooker and you fall asleep before they arrive .
Passed the hook out ., the guys Passed the hook out by 1 am , and prostitutes arrive at 2am and nobody answers the door .
by SCAUTE September 4, 2019
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