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Hogwarts Lightning

A sexual practice in which one person ejaculates on someone's forehead trying to form the same lightning shape Voldemort did on Harry.
- So how did you finish?
- I tried to do the Hogwarts Lightning, but I ended up drawing an Edward Scissorhands all over her face
by fikconker June 29, 2017
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Hogwarts

The most badass magic school in history.
Muggle:What school do you go to?
5th Year: Hogwarts.
Muggle: Wha....?
by LiloLovegood June 25, 2018
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Hogwash

what you say when your 9 and you cant say b.s or your parents will take away your x-box and minecraft
mom:Why did you lie about that?!
9 yo:HOGWASH i didnt!!
mom:wot
by boi September 2, 2018
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howtoavoidnonutnovember

The only way to avoid No Nut November is when you reach the 1st of December.

You can always fail and give up like a pussy and masturbate before the 1st
John: I'm gonna search howtoavoidnonutnovember.

urboi: i'm gonna stop you right there
by urboi2050 November 14, 2018
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howtoavoidnonutnovember

The only way you can avoid No Nut November is reaching the 1st of December with no nut nutted.

Just don't be a pussy and try to make it to Destroy Dick December.

Or you can always give up and ignore this meme, you thot.
weak pussy: ima search howtoavoid nonutnovember

urboi: "i'm gonna stop you right there" don't search howtoavoidnonutnovember
by urboi2050 November 14, 2018
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hogthrobber

When having sex with a fat chick... thus making your manhood throb....
Man, fucking this fat chick is such a hogthrobber
by Cheeky Britain November 17, 2018
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Hogwarts Elementary

1. Used by the infamous Harry Potter to put his name in the Goblet of Fire when Dumbledore tried to draw a line through the school, an AGE line, and say you were not, at Hogwarts, but there you were, at Hogwarts Elementary, apparently.
2. a classical dupe using wizardry when someone's tried to bar children, using magic
3. kids besting you with magic like it was easy and you're a fraud, from the fable that Albus Dumbledore could tell you a school was admitted to the tournament and younger kids were not there.
"Harry said if he HAD wanted to do it, since he IS at Hogwarts anyway, it's not like he can't best you it's Elementary really." "He said Hogwarts Elementary?" "Oh, no, yes he did, fuck."
by Setsuko Kaguya December 24, 2018
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