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Hog scalding 

Noun. A sex act performed in the winter months of Central Florida by the homely wives of Florida Crackers. The act involves filling their mouths with boiling hot water and performing fellatio on their husband's leathery members. The husband then reciprocates with a Beaver Boil by spitting scalding hot water into his wife's vaginal canal.
"Woo boy, Hattie Kilpatrick must be giving Hugh a righteous Hog Scalding tonight!"
Hog scalding by Uncle Club February 2, 2020
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What fans are treated to at Arby's when one of the members of the Detroit Hog Jigglers scores three goals in an EASHL game.
Did you see your new dad Splats set up Doc for his third goal this game? Don't forget to go to Arby's tomorrow for your free Hog Job!
Hog Job by J Cybulski January 28, 2022

hog senses 

The gut feeling before something significant happens.
My hog senses are tingling, I think eric is about to fight.
hog senses by Hog-rider March 22, 2023

hog punching 

Traditionally, only the women. It's an ancient martial arts fighting technique that was developed by a lost Amazonian tribe of Boobarian indians. Scholars surmise that this brutal form of combat was initially developed to tenderize the pork they ate but the women of the tribe soon realized that it worked well keeping the men folk of the tribe ... See Morein line. The technique was lost as the tribe died out. In the early 1900's and young female schloar learned through research that she was a decendant of the Boobarian tribe. Her family had moved to Pittsburgh when she was young. Through careful study and practice, she revitalized the "hog" punch techniques. That woman was none other than Sarah's great great great grandmother, Mertle Boos. And the rest as they say is history. The technique has been passed down ever since to many generations of Boos women. Or at least that's how my Uncle Cliff Clavin told the story. :)
Sarah the Boobarian got mad and started hog punching every guy in the room.
hog punching by BoopyGato January 11, 2010

hog worship

a female who devotes their life to glorifying penis. This includes rituals, ceremonies and bowing down to any penis in their vacinity.
Louie: Hey Dee, heard the other day that your ex got into some hog worshiping, sorry to hear about the terrible news bro.

Dee: I know, man its been tough. The other day i went to get my old stuff back and she just had a shrine of Rick's hog! I think she made a custom dildo of his hog too.
hog worship by Ski Ski December 7, 2016

Hog tie and slow roast 

A sexual act requiring two males or two strap-on equipped females, one other person, and a fire. The act is initiated by the first two people hog tying the third person, followed by the first two using their penises/strap-ons to support the third person over a fire via the mouth and anus/vagina, in effect slowly roasting the person over the fire.
We could hog tie and slow roast her.