Hog Hustlin'

The game of chasing down a greased pig at the state fair rodeo. or...

The game played by men when going out for a night on the town. The men attempt to find and bring home the largest girl in the club. At the end of the night the men return home for the weigh in. The man with the biggest girl wins the game for that night. The minimum weight for a hog is usually around 200 lbs but can be determined by the players before the start of the night.

what were you thinking dude shes a beast, we weren't hog hustlin' tonight

by T-SoUL January 21, 2011

hog slobbin'

The official term for when you are having sex with a fat girl from the country.

"Yo, where's my boy Kermit at tonight?"
"Oh, that lil' green dude is out hog slobbin' tonight with Piggy, yo."

by Dat Blessed Dude October 5, 2016

parking hog

a driver who is too lazy to park between the lines and always ends up straddling two spaces.

That guy is such a parking hog I'll bet he even parks in handicapped spaces.

by backinbowl February 7, 2010

Hog nogs

Hog nogs are the vegetables that you don't like to eat but are diced up and sprinkled on your food at fast food restaurants.

I just puked in my mouth! I ate some hog nogs that were hidden in my food!

by Gar Grim September 9, 2021

Sweater Hogs

Nice big boobies in a sweater taking up all the extra sweater room.

"Wow, look at the sweater hogs on that bitch, there's no room left in that sweater!"

by chef plumpkin January 6, 2008

huge hog

When someone has a massive dick

"Man that guy at the bar had a huge hog"

"Yeah I know man, I was jealous"

by Throbbing Vainy Massive Hog November 1, 2017

Hog Board

A Marine's bulletin with pictures of their girl friends and wives. Often seen during deployment. Not to be confused with the wall of shame.

Lcpl Smith, "Damn, have you seen the hog board today?"
Cpl Miller, "No, why?"
Lcpl Smith, "There are some fine hogs added!"

by This recruit February 23, 2012