heffaplump

A really annoying fat person, typically a fat woman but can be a man as well.

That damn heffaplump I work with ate all the bagels again, then tried to win over the office with anecdotes from the weekend. Stupid heffaplump.

by anonymous in Arlington, VA November 6, 2006

kimberly hofmann

they most amazing girl in the world. the one with the smile that will just change your day for the better. the most beautiful girl in the world. the sweetest girl you will ever meet. if you ever see her smile you will then know the defintion of the word perfect. the most caring girl you will ever meet. shes the meaning of the word perfect and nothing can ever change that.

kimberly hofmann is perfect.

by mr. hofmann December 3, 2011

HoFFY

I am a leet coder, I can code C, php, html, asp, perl, python. I also have a 15 inch cock, that all the girls love to ride. I wear glasses, which make me geeky. I am an irc god, everyone worrships me. I love to get head from pankey and likewhoa. I love girls. I don't love guys. Anal sex is good to give, not to recive.

HoFFY, may we ride your balls?!

by HoFFY February 5, 2005

Hofaggotry

When a gay person, also referred to as a 'fag', is promiscuous, therefore earning the status of being a ho.

Dude, did you see that guy? He's been with so many men. He is totally in to hofaggotry.

by llama727 May 12, 2009

hofnar

common among middle and high school age males. Acronym standing for Hard On for No Apparent Reason.

I can't go to the chalkboard to answer that question, I have a hofnar!

by fellmysminger October 23, 2009

Heffatonic

It's a metaphorical drink that seems to be the cause of all Heffadonkis behavior within a person

You stupid hoe, I don't wanna talk to you! But you're the one who called me ova here... are you on heffatonic, because your acting ill right now.

by UloPeach February 20, 2010

hoff

To try to get at a female. In other words to try to holla.

That bitch is bad as hell, im hoffin

by Ehab September 4, 2005