helmet scrubbing

the act of sucking dick
synonym of blow job, and beanie waxing

brianna was helmet scrubbing on some stranger, when her man walked in and proceeded to smack his bitch up.

by tom & amy May 25, 2004

helmet buffing

1. oral sex on male genitalia

dat girl got mad helmet buffing skillz, She ate my jawn up for hours without coming up for air.

by K.T. Farmer April 2, 2006

Spicy Helmet

This is when you put Tabasco or other hot sauce on your penis and then have intercourse with a female.

She didn't have dinner ready when he got home, so he gave her a spicy helmet later that night as a punishment.

by Spicy Helmet July 20, 2010

Shower Helmet

This can be considered a noun or adjective. This is very similar to a hair bonnet that people, typically black people, wear to bed. However a new term has been coined by the very famous Ac7ionman. A Shower Helmet is something that not only black people can wear but anyone. A shower helmet can be worn in the shower (to prevent getting it wet ) or to bed (to prevent friction thus reducing frizz and/or spilt ends).

Why cant white people wear shower helmets?

by BlueSkiesN June 17, 2023

Purple Helmet Soldier

another word for a guys dick

My purple helmet soldier just crossed into the rage of fire!

by ellc green April 9, 2003

Space Helmet

When someone farts into a plastic bag, then places it over someone else's nose and mouth, forcing them to injest only farts

Oh man, when that kid passed out i gave him the baddest space helmet ever.

by TCK February 21, 2004

Wanker's Helmet

After wanking and shooting your load into a tissue, you make the fatal mistake of touching the tissue to your still wet and sticky cock. this causes the tissue to absorb some of your cum and, as wet paper does, separate. On removal of the tissue you may find small scraps still clinging to flesh. These scraps must be removed manually whether at the time of the offense or some time later (when they have gone hard!)
It is a tell tale sign you have been wanking.

"Bloody wanker's helmet" he muttered as he picked the wet flecks off his purple bulldog.

After going to the loo back at her place he was horrified to find he had wanker's helmet

by Tatteru May 18, 2009