hipster douche

n. A uniquely annoying breed of hipster that is particularly skilled at ruining culture. Found in cool cities like Austin, the hipster douche takes self-irony and uselessness to a whole new level. Often seen wearing a flip brim cap and plaid, the hipster douche may pass judgment on (or ignore) anything under the sun with absolutely no knowledge of it. One may not, however, criticize him.

Example:

Hipster 1: Hey, here comes Wyatt!

Hipster 2: Wait, he just walked right past us… what a hipster douche!

by Mr. Busby January 7, 2009

Youtube Hipster

Adjective: A person who finds it completely necessary to complain about how YouTube has gone corporate. YouTube Hipsters can be observed in the comment section of any Vevo video usually expressing an opinion with no backing, begging for thumbs up, as they feel the amount of thumbs up directly correlates to the size of his/her penis.

Youtube Hipster: Wow, I remember when users uploaded songs, not Vevo! Thumbs Up!!!!

Youtuber: STFU n00b

Youtube Hipster: Wow, look at all these ads, I remember when youtube was about fun, not money! Thumbs up so everyone can see!

Youtuber: download Ad Block and stop complaining. God I hate Youtube Hipsters

by Youtube/TheEPIChino May 6, 2011

hipsterati

a term derrived from literati, i.e. a person that uses his acumen to investigave deep issues of human existence. In this case, the hipsterati use their acumen (and we use this term lightly) to keep up on the pressing issues of the latests microtrends. They tend to move in "too-hip-for-thou" cliques and pass judgement on what is and isn't in.

-How was the show last night?
-It was amazing, but it was so crowded because the Hipsterati were out en masse!

by Carlos R June 11, 2006

Hampster Tucking

The act of shaving and declawing a hampster, rubbing it in cocaine, and then inserting it in one's anus.

My bro had to borrow my razor last night cause he was hampster tucking.

by douchey mcdoucherton March 26, 2011

Gucci Hamster

A hamster that you get from spider man and a girl who ate 98 frogs that are shaped like a door, they gave birth to A GUCCI HAMSTER and eventually the evil doctor, (dr. Soppy socks) bought their kids, and he put them in his lab, he got so scared about his porcupine runaways eating his jeans cutely, so he sold the gucci hamsters. So legend says, kids still play hang man using these evil hamsters.

Wanna play catch the gucci hamster ?

by gucci hamster vs mushroom May 27, 2021

On the Hamster Wheel

A COVID-19 shelter-in-place personal discovery, as consequence of simply having time to reflect on what really matters in life.

After 4 weeks of social distancing, I've come to the conclusion that I FUCKIN HATE MY JOB and ain't NO WAY I'm gettin' BACK On the Hamster Wheel...

by YAWA April 17, 2020

hipster

A pretentious and self-absorbed hypocrite who has abandoned their sense of identity to fit an exaggerated trend or theme. In order to cope with their confusing psychological denial and low self esteem, these sad individuals project their lack of definition and depth at the world thereby inflating their own perceptions of uniqueness. They can be found simultaneously condemning the cultural "mainstream" on superficial topics such as style or fashion, while engaging in hyperbolic applications of those same superficial aspects.

While some of these individuals may genuinely struggle to become more cultured, most do not have a genuine interest (or aptitude) and are simply trying to fit into a crowd that wants to reject fitting in to the "mainstream". Conversely, a socially well adjusted individual who truly appreciates and participates in art, for example, may have no inclinations towards the hipster subculture. There is somewhat of a one-way, pretend inclusion that the hipster conceives of for him or herself that is a form of mild delusion.

Hipsters present a curious irony by considering themselves superior, more cultured and more individualistic, while rejecting the actual depth, perspective and variation in people around them that is at the core of individuality.

Guy 1 : Why was that guy rude for no reason?
Guy 2 : He's a hipster.
Guy 1 : Ahh - I guess that's why hes dressed to solicit attention and we're not at a costume party.
Guy 2 : Hipsters are douchebags.
Guy 1 : Yeah, I've heard that before.

by what_ever_idc September 7, 2012