Wobbler Hammer

An out of control wobbling male appendage that is used as a flailing tool to knock the sense back into senseless hoes.

Your brainless ex is acting senseless bro, you need to wobbler hammer that ass before she totally loses her damn mind.

by King of the Bomangoddies April 25, 2017

Glamour Hammer

To get absolutely wasted on expensive gin. Must include lime.

Her: hey, I have an extra lime. Want to have a few gin and tonic?
Me: on a Tuesday afternoon? Hell yea I'm down to get glamour hammered!

by Sunblazer5 November 15, 2018

michigan hammer-arm

During the act of fellatio, right before climax, the man slams his fist into the top of his partner's head.

Son, take the wheel while I give your mother a Michigan Hammer-arm in the back seat.

by Atherious March 16, 2019

Hamberders

What you feed the best college football team in the White House when you selfishly shut the government down because you can't get what you want.

I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamberders, etc.

by jermwash January 15, 2019

Thor's Hammer

A rare, extremely potent nationality-altering strain of marijuana. Characteristics include lots of red hairs and extremely pungent odor. Smoking this strain will cause the smoker to pass out and awaken somewhere in Norway.

"Yesterday my friend brought over an ounce of something he called Thor's Hammer, it was red and furry and smelled like holy hell.

We rolled a blunt of the shit and passed it back and forth, eventually I passed out after the blunt was halfway done.

I woke up this morning and noticed I was cold as shit. Then I noticed I wasn't in my house, but an unfurnished loft, still wearing the clothes I had on yesterday. I ran outside and after a little investigation I found out I'm in Bergen, Norway."

by wgrwgawg April 5, 2008

Hit and Hammer

The act of hitting on a drunk girl in a local bar and trying to get her to go home with you. After step 1 is successful, you then begin to hammer the chick so hard until she not only has NO recollection of that night, but the night before as well, thus ending all possibilities she remembers you and wants to "get to know you better."

Ryan: Dude I totally Hit and Hammered Steph last night!

Jeff: Thats fucked! It was her birthday 2 days ago!

by MemoryLoss May 12, 2010

hammer down

Trucker-speak for hurry up, give it more gas, etc. see pedal to the metal

Trucker: We're late, so hammer down.

by fizzle April 5, 2004