gouche slap

To do excessive excercise, and then put your hands down your boxers to get them sweaty! then proceed to slap another human or animal. The sweatier the gouche hand is the better the outcome. Can also be used in a sexual manner.

O no tyrone just G-Slapped harnish

Damn id like to give her a dripping gouche slap

by Meesh2001 October 18, 2007

Gouchsweat

sweaty or precipitated balls, generally occurring by having sex or masturbating

my balls have a substantial amount of gouchsweat after i rammed that chick

by 10 X April 22, 2010

Gouch Offering

The act of marinating your hand in your gouch region, preceded by the presentation of your hand to an individual for the inhalation of the aroma.

"Can I provide you with a "gouch offering"?

Yes, I would love to smell your sweaty ball sack infused hands

"And how about you, can I offer you as well"?

No, than you I'm good.

Logical reason, please.

I am chewing gum, and the flavor will take away form the beauty and centrality of the gouch aroma.

Fair enough. Gouch ya later.

by marinatingoffering October 1, 2010

Gouched

When you’re so high asf and your body becomes paralysed

Mate, I’m absolutely fucked. This weed was potent and I’m gouched

by High bitch November 26, 2019

grouche

The prizewinning standout member in any given group of douchebags. Shortened from "Group Douche" (and yes, every group has one).

See the one on the right who's talking over everyone else and making a big show over his iPhone? Ok, the guy next to him with the popped collar, orange tan and inability to stop "adjusting himself" is obviously the grouche.

by Sheisty McCoy January 22, 2008

Gouch

Gouch Goo - t ch; A mythical creature that must be respected. Often regarded as "The working-mans Unicorn" or "That piece of skin between your ball-sack and your anus"

"John said he seen his Gouch last night, but i just KNOW he's lying...everybody knows that theres no such thing as Gouch... -_-"

by gouch man aka lou May 27, 2008

grotchki

Chicagoese for "garage key". See also: "carkies"

I gotta find the grotchki so I can go get the snowblower.

by subliculous June 11, 2006