grouche 

The prizewinning standout member in any given group of douchebags. Shortened from "Group Douche" (and yes, every group has one).

See the one on the right who's talking over everyone else and making a big show over his iPhone? Ok, the guy next to him with the popped collar, orange tan and inability to stop "adjusting himself" is obviously the grouche.

grouche by Sheisty McCoy January 22, 2008

groucho marx 

A very funny vaudeville, film, and television star.

What's the secret word groucho marx?

groucho marx by Adrianna823432740928 May 2, 2006

Grouchy Rabbit 

The best website ever. You can get information on the following: tips for success, realized, fact, definitions, to do lists, and signs that thigns aren't going so well. A bit of sarcasm, a little truth, and a lot of humor. www.grouchyrabbit.com

Grouchy Rabbit includes these everyday bits and pieces of knowledge:

Signs That Things Aren't Going So Well: Your mother wishes you were more like your brother. Your brother is dead.

Fact: Nudists are never attractive

Realized: Math Problems are the only place where someone can buy 60 watermelons and no one ever wonders why.

To Do List: Change iPod name to Titanic. Sync it to your computer. Find humor in the fact that your Titanc is syncing.

Tips For Success: When a woman is upset with you it is often therapeutic for them to make sandwiches. Try suggesting she make you one.

Definitions: Single (adjective) - A man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen. (Note the irony)

Grouchy Rabbit by historybuffdude April 4, 2011

Gouched 

- Sitting so comfortably you won't move for anything.

"No, I'm not moving, I'm gouched!".

Gouched by gezzzza December 14, 2010

Gouche Gobbler

One who gobbles on another person's gouche, especially when the victim does not want his gouche gobbled upon.

Not to be confused with a Gouche Goblin, which is just a word some tard named Nate made up to hide the fact that he is a Gouche Gobbler.

Person 1: Man, the gouche gobbler got me last night while I was asleep!

Person 2: That's fucked up.

Gouche Gobbler by DQ-Matthews August 3, 2010

Gromchevy 

grom-ch-e-vie

Describes any sort of vibe, typically those that pass the vibe check of course. If the sunglass emoji were a word. Used as a verb, but can become an adjective when said as "gromchevilous" or an adverb when said as "gromchevily"

"yo I am so full right now, I just had a light snack of red onions"
"oooh yummy you must feel so gromchevily rn"

"Hey, how would u say the vibe feels right now?"
"hmm, lets see, its very chill and I def fux with it , idk the right word to describe it as though"
"...gromchevy"

Gromchevy by gromch February 17, 2020

Green Grouch 

the act of pouring a can of garbage on someone whilst receiving a Blow job

My girl let me green grouch her last night with a huge can of garbage.

Green Grouch by urbandictionarion August 19, 2009