the greg escobar

when you whip out your penis and slap it on her face until it turns red and then you flex all muscles. Mostly to imitate a very strong man. Then make her Feast on your penis.

After I did the Greg Escobar to that girl, she was very impressed.

by Rod Micheal January 2, 2008

greek girl

The most beautiful people on the planet.

'Damn! That girl's so hot, she must be a Greek girl!'

by CyberQueen September 17, 2008

Old Gregg

A girl who falls in love with guys too quick. She is usually in love with them after the first date or sometimes even before. She constantly asks "Do you love me?" or "Do you think you could ever love me?" She has a nasty downstairs mixup.

"She asked him if he loved her and they've only been on one date."
"I heard she farted right in front of him."
"She's Old Gregg."

by alabamafan4ever January 1, 2012

tossing the greek salad

Eating girl out while she has a yeast infection

"The date was going good until he told me he liked tossing the greek salad"

by bananahands August 12, 2006

Greek Triathlon

A Triathlon that consists of Drinking, Eating, and Fucking.

Teacher: Why are you late today!
Student: Um I was competing in a Greek Triathlon?
Teacher: Good Excuse

John: Yo Todd heard you got fucked up last night.
Todd: Yeah I killed it in the Greek Triathlon

by Illuminati LT August 11, 2012

Gregging Off

When you masturbate using inanimate objects.

Yesterday I caught my dad gregging off with the dishwasher.

by _GREGG____ November 22, 2017

gregevanski

7th fastest growing cult on the internet.

Are you a member of gregevanski?
I am a follower of gregevanski

by gregtime777 July 24, 2019